Hardknock life for Dew!

[Beakerfan]

Hehe! I also thought the part about Peter Pan was pretty hilarious!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

:3 Aw!

*Typing next chapter*

I lack humor so I'm shocked. XD

 

[Beakerfan]

You? Lack humor? Surely you jest!

 

[The Count]

Loved this last segment... The bit where the Count's father ate Peter Pan... LOL!
Please post more!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

thank you.

 

[Java]

This is very nice. I'm really enjoying it. And I too really chuckled about the Count's father eating Peter Pan.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Thanks Java.



I am just trying to actually see what would go next.


*Getting ready for school*

School is no help either...

XD

 

[theprawncracker]

Haha! Oh I LOVE it Claudia! Sorry I got behind in reading it! It's really great!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Crappish!

Omg Short!
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“Hi-i-i class!” stuttered a shy man who was in his 40’s. He was stout with balding black hair and had a very thick mustache looking possibly almost girly by his hand motion. He had on a brown suit giving him a washed-out plain appearance. “Today we have a quiz!” the whole class groaned except Beaker, Bunsen and a certain other. “Let’s review my ducklings!” he cried. He had a very light voice that was fit for possibly a male version of Mary Poppins.

From out of the class stood a scoffing boy “Look, no offense but I ain’t takin’ a liking to this class.” He complained “The guy is a complete ninny!” his friend echoed his critiques “Yah, you’re too good for him! If Fiama don’t like it I don’t like it!” Johnny chewed on a toothpick coolly “You got it butterscotch.” Sal had on a confused face “Eh, what’s a butterscotch?” this earned him a light smack from behind the head “Get a diction—dictio-dict…what’s it called?” His friend was quick to answer “Dictionary?” Johnny nodded a couple of times “Yah that.”

He walked into Mr. Perisimmon’s room as if he was in his own home “Uh, sorry tah interrupt yous Science stuffs but Johnny ordered me to get a diction-…” Johnny gasped and brought his oblivious friend close to him “Yous dumb or what? We were skippin’ class you dunce!” Heads turned to watch the small quarrel “But Johnny, I ain’t bein’ a dunce. I was just getting a dictionary because that’s what them smart peeps do.” He scratched his head. Johnny gasped and looked to the class then to the teacher “Hey there.” Was all he said. Some smacked their foreheads especially Miss Piggy “Fiama, dear, please just stop it.” Kermit looked a little envious at her words of endearment “Hey doll-face…” he greeted and sat down pretending none of this happened. “Uh…I’mma take my seat too.” Sal rushed to his desk. Mr. Perisimmon sighed “Alrighty, resuming with our little memory testers,” he looked excited “What is Science?”

Several shot up their hands but not as high as Bunsen and Phil, nope. “Oh pick me!” exclaimed Van Neuter while Bunsen sneered at him “What’s this, kindergarten?” a glare was sent his way “Hush up Honeydew!” snapped the blonde muppet hotly. “Ohhhh!” Bunsen was slowly boiling up “Don’t you hush me!” Their little fued slowly developed into more personal things. “I choose Crazy Harry.” Said the teacher calmly, shocking the geniuses to silence.

“Crazy Harry is thankful that you chose him, Science is a human endeavor that relies on reasoning, insight, skill, and creativity. A parallel reliance on scientific habits of mind such as intellectual honesty, tolerance of ambiguity, skepticism, and openness to new ideas is crucial to the advancement of science and technology. Science would be a stagnant body of knowledge, were it not for humans continually seeking to understand and explain the natural world and their role in it….”

He continued on until he diverted his attention to the burning dynamite tucked in his hand “and their role in it is BOOM! CRAZY HARRY SAYS BOOM! YEEHAHAHAHA!” He cried throwing it to the board causing a blinding light conquer the once peaceful class room. It always was like this so Harry was not banned or suspended. These things happened so often that the school became apathetic towards any little sudden ‘surprise’ that shot out of the blue. Once the smoke cleared a large portion of the students chased the cackling boy, who seemed pleased with the chaos he created. The only ones that stayed behind were Bunsen, Beaker, and Phil. “I guess you knuckleheads should get going to the dorms.” Commented Van Neuter coolly, examining his nails. “Ladies first,” said the disdained boy. A gasp escaped Van Neuter’s lips “What?” Beaker rolled his eyes. This was not the first time that they argued---oh no! This long term feud began since 5th grade.

“Oh, you heard me Mr. Neuter!”
“You’re the girl here!”
“Why is that?”
“You like the color pink and have a diary!”
“Well, you secretly have manicures and pedicures!”
“Honeydew, you shouldn’t blame others for the things you do!”
“You get French tips…”
“That’s a different story…”
“Proves how masculine you are.”
“Well-l-l, you like Beaker!”

Beaker and Bunsen twitched at his last comment “That was the most repulsive comeback ever to come into existence.” The two ran to the bathroom to throw up leaving a red-faced Neuter looking disgusted “Oooo…I feel so dirty for having said that.” ​

 

[The Count]

*Laughs at Crazy Harry's shpiel on scientifics... *Scolds Phil for such a bad retort. Especially when they'll be livin together... Soon...
Please post more when you can.