Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day

[crazy ernie]

Arrrr, wash me socks and send the rotting potatoes in me science class to fear factor so some morrrronic landlubber can eat them!

 

[HeraLirambar]

Argh, matey! Swab the poop deck! Get me some rum!

 

[sarah_yzma]

do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is?

ARRRRR!

HAHA

 

[Crazy Harry]

Arr, me salt-ridden mateys; who be the scourge what invented this here day??

Avast! Here be the reading you need to learn of this day of salty seas and stolen treasure.

Arrrrrrrrrr!

 

[Fozzie]

Whow would take up that mucho'thir timet'come up with this I wonder.

 

[Erine81981]

Arrrrrrrr!!!! Here u be? Avast! We've gully a pig for ye. So take it. *growls at the captain* Here u land lover. *throws the gullyed pig* EAT!

 

[Super Scooter]

Avast, ye land lubbers!

Unlike ye popular belief, "Bung Hole" taint quite what ye think it moight be...

 

[sarah_yzma]

"Bung Hole"

*giggles*

 

[anathema]

*cleans out locker*

So this is what I'm reduced to: a yo-yo, a hoe and a bottle of rum...