Happy Singles Thread!

[dmx10101]

thanks, i couldn't have agreed more with myself either.....

ryan

You should be a Preacher.

 

[beaker]

I have good news!

I went to see the all seeing waffle oracle today...the waffle oracle forsees I will finally have a girlfriend! Well, that's the good news...the bad news is
it's not until the year 2053 A.D...and it may or may not be an android. Apparently by the year 2053 girls are willing to lay down their jerky bf's and give the wacky innocent and sweet artsy guys a chance

 

[Manda:-D]

Ah yes.. Pedro understands, for I too am single. But do not misunderstand! At this time I could be out partying with many hot chicks, but Papa says I am not to date a girl until I am 38. If I am caught with one before then, Papa will unleash his fiery wrath! Papa says he did not kiss a girl until he was 38, so this is also to be the age at which Pedro is bestowed the status of manhood.

Ah, but Pedro wishes the day would come.. when Papa finally says, "Pedro, my son. Today you are no longer a little boy, but a man, and you may now go to the town with many women!" But this day is still but a distant dream.. Love, she is both a blessing and a curse, is it not?

Y'know, Pedro sounds kinda like how I think a human version of Pepe would....

I, personally, AM happy being single! I'm still young, and I have neither the time nor the real desire to start dating anybody right now! Plus, any relationship I would get involved in right now couldn't really go anywhere, and I'm not much of "dating for recreation" kind of person.

 

[dmx10101]

Y'know, Pedro sounds kinda like how I think a human version of Pepe would....

I, personally, AM happy being single! I'm still young, and I have neither the time nor the real desire to start dating anybody right now! Plus, any relationship I would get involved in right now couldn't really go anywhere, and I'm not much of "dating for recreation" kind of person.

Uh, what exactly is "dating for recreation"
BTW- we have the same birth year 1985, how nice, I guess.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Seriously, I'm 2 steps away from walking around town wearing a huge sandwhich board that reads "Looking for nice boy with no major emotional problems and a working knowledge of the muppets" Is that really asking too much?

LOL!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

There's a vicious rumour going around that I'm a nice guy. And if I ever find the person that started it...

:-P

Well believe me, after havin' you as a houseguest, it weren't me none!!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Yes, THANK YOU!!!

You unhappy people go start yer own stinkin' "The Bitter Singles" thread! lol

 

[mupvisiongirl]

:-D

I'll be in LA...where are you?

I'm in San Diego- about 2 hours south

 

[Jennifer12]

Ah yes.. Pedro understands, for I too am single. But do not misunderstand! At this time I could be out partying with many hot chicks, but Papa says I am not to date a girl until I am 38. If I am caught with one before then, Papa will unleash his fiery wrath! Papa says he did not kiss a girl until he was 38, so this is also to be the age at which Pedro is bestowed the status of manhood.

Okay, what age is Pedro at now?

 

[beaker]

I'm in San Diego- about 2 hours south

My, SD is quite road trip from san francisco, hehe...if I was thinner and into showtunes I wouldnt even have to worry about girls...why must I be cursed like this?

Yes, THANK YOU!!!

You unhappy people go start yer own stinkin' "The Bitter Singles" thread! lol

naw, we'll just hijack this one


And Pedro...dont worry...I didnt kiss(well *reallly* kiss) a girl til I was almost 22...and still ahvent kissed a girl that was a gf...so you still have some time!