And now a Muppet News Flash!
Here at Muppet News, we have received several complaints about a woman attempting to sell counterfeit letter "O"s out of the back of a Winnebago with Canadian license plates. Local customs agent D'Snowth tells us, quote: "Yeah, they look like real letter 'O's, but if you look carefully you can see the tiny little maple leaf imprinted on 'em, like a watermark."
The purpose of this attempted subterfuge is, as yet, unclear.
*pause. peers closely at news bulletin*
Uh...Art? Where did we get this? No, look...look there...is that a leaf? It IS! There are...there are maple leaves all over the news! ---argghh!
*whomped by enormous Canadian maple leafpile*
Uff...pleh...ung... In...In other news...a former MCer has a birthday today... WHAAACHOOO! Oh no. I'm allergic to leaf detritus... WAH CHOOO! WAH CHOOO!