I'd would like to sing the "Happy Birthday Song" to yoooooooooooooou,
But some idiot put a copyright claim on it so I caaaaaaaaaaaan't,
If I did I would be arrested, taken to court, sued for everything I own and be thrown in jaaaaaaaaaaail,
So I'm not gonna sing the "Happy Birthday Song" toooooooooooooo yoooooooooooooooooou!