Alright, children. Don't make me turn this car around, because I swear to God I'll do it--and I'll take my belt off and tan them hides, too! You know I'll do it because we did this on the last trip!
I will beat you both, okay. I will beat you like bad, bad donkeys with my rubber chicken and I will strap you to the hood of the car and drive through tornadic weather, and you'll have to catch the flying debris with hockey gloves on!!
So, don't make me turn this car around, because I'll do it.
Now, back to Happy Birthday Sarah.
And if we can keep this thread going thru August, then we can change it to Happy Birthday Kevin!