Happy happy birthday to you. Dear Beth.
As my gift I promise to finish writing my fan fic The Three Detectives as soon as possible. And I'm not sure how to write a cameo for you but perhaps I'll be able to come up with something.
I just realized Beth that I made you a promise I never kept.
EDIT Unless this refers to the original story, though I should also finish the sequel one day EDIT
I'm very sorry. I forgot all about it completely. Fact is ever since I moved back in with my family, my fan fiction has generally been the last thing on my mind. Maybe one day I'll get back into it again. I apologize for letting you down Beth and I wish you a very Happy Birthday.