Happy Birthday, Phillip!

[Convincing John]

A redhead named Fred sat on a sled and....

Aw, heck, never mind. I can never remember how that one goes!

The redhead bein' fed bread on his sled made of lead as he sped to be wed, but he fled out instead up to set in his bed and he said....

(red), head, fed, bread
small, ball, tall, wall
fat, cat, hat, sat and that's that......SCAT!!!

(I love that clip!)

Convincing John