Er...

Is this where all the weirdos are gathered?

Yeah, go ahead Sam.

Yes, well... I would like to apologize on behalf of myself for not being able to arrive at this celebration any sooner.

The traffic here vas murder.
*Sam really rather wouldn't, but knows

waits in the wings if the bird decides to flip out instead.

So I will apologize and offer my humblest congratulations to, what's his name... A Snowth?! You dragged me in here to wish happy birthday to... A Snowth.
*Mahna Mahna pops in, Mahna Mahnaday!

Would you cut that out?

throws pair of scissors.
Happy birthday Snowths. *Adds a silver platter of four root beer floats held high to the stash of presents, before

gets knocked down the flight of stairs.

*Holds up 'Applause!' sign.
Edit:

This just in! Mr.

has just been ziffled by Ms.

.
*Stares at paper. What? *Newsman blanches.