A printed note left on Mr Moppet's desk...
This is an Automated Message from Wilson's Greeting Card Company
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The Management would like to wish a happy
BIRTHDAY/HOLIDAY/COMMISERATIONS/RETIREMENT (underline as applicable)
To Employee Number:
2004006655 (MR MOOPET)
Please enjoy a short holiday. Unless you want to keep your job that is...
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Some handwriten scribbles on the back
Mr Moppet, I hope you realise what a special day this is; one of the most important in the Wilson's calender - our very own feast day!
I even had SuZan make a cake... so once we've washed our hands with it we can get with peeling all of these bags of potatoes for the Company Executive Dinner...
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An addendum from Harvey Towers
Happy birthday, to my old friend Beau! Well not so much old... well older now than yesterday...