: I had a cousin who got married once. He ended up divorced.
: Oooh, did he get the alamony?
: No! He got the ala-
boney!
: .... Dr. Bob, that joke was terrible!
: Good! Do you have any idea what it's like to come in here day in and day out, giving it your all, and come up with at least one good laugh??? Oh, wait. No we don't.
Okay, I'm getting pretty bad at this.