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Happy Birfday, Nate!!!

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:rolleyes: I'm not sure even ROWLF woulda told one THAT bad!!!! :wink:
 

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:sympathy: : She don't know me too well, do she?

:mad: : Dr. Bob tells jokes even a proctologist would find offensive.

:sympathy: : Speakin' o' which, why do us puppets keep in such close touch with our proctologists?

:flirt: : Oooh, like, don't go there!
 

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Originally posted by Super Scooter
:sympathy: : She don't know me too well, do she?

:mad: : Dr. Bob tells jokes even a proctologist would find offensive.

:sympathy: : Speakin' o' which, why do us puppets keep in such close touch with our proctologists?

:flirt: : Oooh, like, don't go there!
Now that's a thought I could do without!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY :excited: FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deb
 

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Those were GOOD Scoot!!

Nice use for a proctologist (without getting married first!) LOL!
 

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:sympathy: : I had a cousin who got married once. He ended up divorced.

:flirt: : Oooh, did he get the alamony?

:sympathy: : No! He got the ala-boney!

:mad: : .... Dr. Bob, that joke was terrible!

:sympathy: : Good! Do you have any idea what it's like to come in here day in and day out, giving it your all, and come up with at least one good laugh??? Oh, wait. No we don't.

Okay, I'm getting pretty bad at this.
 

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:sympathy: : There will now be a moment of silence.

:mad: : What for?

:sympathy: : For that joke that just died in the operating room.
 

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:mad: :flirt: : "eeewwwww..."

(Don't forget to end the jokes with them saying that when they don't like the gag...or the joke MAKES them gag...)

HAA! :embarrassed:
 

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:sympathy: : That gives a whole new meaning to "where's the beef?"!

:mad: :flirt: : Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! (happy, Foz?)

:embarrassed: :smile:
 

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:embarrassed: <---*Turns in a letter of resignation to begin working on a new show.*

That was TOO bad.
 
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