Happy 30th of December to you

[Katzi428]

The lizard you kept in your diaper as a baby? Yeah, I told her about that.

Lizard in your diaper??
EWWWW!!!!!!! Methinks that lizard must be stinky by now!
(Not to mention knocked over by the fumes!)

 

[Beauregard]

...I...awww, dad...did you have to bring that up? I meant the lizard in the lasagna and you know it.

 

[theprawncracker]

Please, the lizard is DEAD by now...

 

[Beauregard]

And it went to lizard heaven, right dad? Where lizards are always happy and never stepped on or have their tails snapped.

 

[theprawncracker]

Right son. And the cat didn't dig it up and eat it after we buried it either.

 

[Beauregard]

WHAT!? You told me it's body had transfered to another plane...surely not the digestive system of...so THAT'S why the cat died!

 

[Leyla]

<catches up on the muffins>

Granny Leyla... I'm too old for this.

Hey! Wait a minute! I'm too YOUNG for this! And, in anycase, I'm Lisa's ushy gushy sister, which makes me Prawnie's sister in law... as well as his ushy gushy mommy which makes me, apparently Beau's ushy gushy granny, as well as his ushy gushy aunt.

SO! I'm ten years older than Prawnie, who is three years younger than Beau... This means when I was ten, I was carrying Prawnie, who some how, three years before his birth had already fathered, with goodness knows who, Beau.

That must have been one wild weekend in 1990.

Where'd I put the key to the liquor cabinet... (just kidding)

 

[Beauregard]

*brain freeze*

Run that by me again?

 

[Teheheman]

Wow, 6 pages later in this thread and I STILL don't know what anybody here is talking about

Daniel

 

[The Count]

Don't worry Cincinnatti... We never know what we're talking about in these threads.

Run that by you again Bo? Sure.
*Runs heavily treaded offroad truck over Bo again, leaving tiretracks all over his body.

Woo! Where's the party at? Layla, we need to talk about Great-Granny Ru.