"And our top story this evening. Beaker, assistant to Dr Bunsen Honeydew fell from an unconfirmed height, and was severely injured. When asked what happened, Dr Honeydew stated that he had just finished an invisibilty experiment on Beaker, and during the shift to total invisibility, Beaker became disoriented and plummeted from the floor of Muppet Labs. Investigators are currently trying to locate Fozzie Bear. He is wanted for questioning, but is not yet considered a suspect"
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