In case nobody realized this, my idea of having an ugly woman who sings the song would either be a muppet or a cartoon character. I don't know if Sesame Street is allowed to make muppets that look like ones created for previous productions (like in the first season), but maybe they could have the orange anything muppet look like Amanda from The Ed Sullivan Show. Or perhaps there could be a badly built muppet or badly drawn cartoon character. it could have one eye way larger than the other, or maybe one eyelid and/ or one set of eye lashes.