Ooh, I have a few...just a few.
From The Muppet Movie:
(in no particular order)
The Chef "De Flim is ookidokie."
Gonzo landing on the car and saying, "I'm baack!" ("I don't understand any of this...")
The snow on the windscreen. ("Is it meant to be snowing?"
The map. ("Why don't we just follow this wiggly blue line?")
Dr Teeth reading the screenplay.
Piggy's phone call. ("Commercial? How much? When? Ummm...goodbye!")
From Muppet Caper:
Lady Holiday. ("...looking like barn-yard animals.")
Beauregard's Taxi driving ("Of course! I live there, I just don't know how to get there.")
The bed...genious. ("Could someone turn out the lights?" "Thank you.")
The whole Rooservelt thing. ("Oh! No wonder he didn't come to visit me, he was finishing law school." "Its been 45 minutes...")
The Muppets Take Manhatten:
Huggies... ("You gave her the huggies???")
Rowlf's postcard ("That was the most humiliating moment of my entire life.")
Fozzie's postcard ("My name's Beth...")
Piggy spying on Kermit. ("It's New York.")
Muppet Christmas Carol:
Gonzo's introduction... ("Well, there's a little mole on my thumb.")
The jellybeans ("You're an idiot.")
The turkey's ("We've been kidnapped!")
Sam ("It's the American way...oh...")
And...well...anything that Gonzo says, basicly.
Muppet Treasure Island:
Gonzo and Rizzo's pupils. ("We're gunna be rich!" "We're gunna be dead!")
Clueless Morgan ("Huh?")
Mrs Bluebridge spashing through the wall. ("Run boys!")
Blind Pew. ("I think I sme-e-ell something burning, eh?")
Black Dog. ("Oh woof...")
Billy Bones. ("Jim, Jim, Jimmy, Jim jim jim!")
Mr Arrow/Sam. Seriously...everything he says is amazing. ("This does not look safe!")
The torture scene. ("I don't even like basket ball!")
Spa'am. ("Take bulgy-eyed, flippy-floppy one away.")
The rats. ("Here is a photo oppertunity you will not want to miss!")
Lew Zealand knitting a pirate flag.
The songs...the pirate designs...Miss Piggy...The innuendos...the fight scene...Jim...everything except Fozzie was at the absolute top notch standart of entertainment.
Muppet's From Space:
Um...WAS there anything funny?
Ok...hmm...nope. I'm not seeing anything.
Ahh! Phil Van Neauter. That was it.
Kermit's Swamp Years:
Kermit in the cook pot. ("Kill you, and cook you, and eat you alive!")
It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas:
The title!
Whoppi Goldberg ("Don't you love the big voice?")
Pepe...need I say more?
Rachel Bitterman
Piggy singing "Santa Baby."
Though most of the movie was bittersweet, there were a lot of funny moments.
Mwoo:
Pepe. He ruled this movie.
Johnny. He was second-in-command of this movie.
That's about it.