Chapter 6
“So, where is this monster?” Princess Gwenalot asked Sir Blunderbrain as they raced down the tunnels toward the Great Hall.
He panted as he replied, “Well, Your Highness, no one has seen it, actually.” He jumped over a small plant as he ran. “Lots of things have been happening all over the Rock, and all we hear is laughing, and that’s all we know.”
Princess Gwenalot stopped dead in her tracks. Her body shivered uncontrollably, her eyes wide and her pupils constricted.
Sir Blunderbrain finally noticed she wasn’t next to him and he stopped and turned around. She was pale. “What’s the matter?” he asked her. Running over to her, he placed a hand on her shoulder. “Since when is our fair Princess afraid of monsters?”
She shook her head. “I’m not afraid of monsters – I’m afraid of laughing,” she told him wearily. She saw his confused and empathetic expression. “I can’t remember how I ended up awake and sore in some strange place, but it all started off with this frightening laughter,” she continued, shaking, hugging her knees. She started to cry. “I – I just don’t – want to end up like that again.”
Sir Blunderbrain kneeled down beside her and wrapped an arm carefully around the crying Princess. “You were alone when that happened,” he informed her tenderly. “Now you’re among your fellow Fraggles.” He patted himself on the chest. “I trained for months under the dedicated teaching of the brave fox-knight, milady. I would never let anyone or anything harm you. It’s a knight’s special responsibility.” He smiled. “I would overcome any obstacle, no matter how big or how deadly, to ensure the safety of Fraggle Rock.”
“Perhaps I have just the thing for our fair Princess,” another male voice cheerfully announced.
Princess Gwenalot looked up to see Crooner, smirking confidently with one hand resting on the tunnel wall and a small oval object dangling in his other. Crooner approached, using his now-free hand to slick back his black hair, and bent down to give her the object. “I had this, um, cooked up just for you,” he told her warmly.
She looked down at the amulet, with a large oval emerald set in a gold backing. Two tiny outstretched arms and two tiny close legs made it look like a headless Fraggle praising the coming of the new day. It was connected to a leather strap so it could be worn as a necklace. “Where’s the face?” she asked him.
Crooner shifted his weight uncomfortably. “Princess, it doesn’t need one.” He pointed at her. “You are the one who completes the image when you wear it around your neck. I couldn’t think of a face more fitting for such a fine piece of art.” He hoped that half-baked answer would convince her, for it was all he could think of at the moment.
She shook her head and gave it back to him, despite his shocked facial expression. “I’m not in the mood, Crooner.” She stood up. “I appreciate the thought, but we’ve got a monster --.”
“It’s always some monster or adventure or some problem with the water supply or a mushroom famine or
something,” Crooner retorted bitterly. “Just once, can’t you forget you’re a Princess so we can have some fun?”
Princess Gwenalot glared at him, forgetting that Sir Blunderbrain was still there. “Why don’t you just continue making up a relationship in your songs? I hear that’s what you’re good at.”
Crooner
sang a brief verse in reply:
If you think that this is just a game
I'm playing
If you think that I don't mean
ev'ry word I'm saying
Don't, don't feel that way
I'm your love and yours I will stay --.
The Princess rolled her eyes and shoved her way past him. “I can’t just forget about my job, Crooner. You may be able to just skip out on
your duties, but I can’t. I dance and sing on my own time.” She pointed accusingly at him. “You wait to woo me until I’m needed elsewhere, then you get all mad at me when I reject these advances of yours.”
“I just think you’re taking this whole ‘leader’ thing a bit too seriously,” he protested. “You’re not the only Fraggle in the Rock, you know. You don’t
have to do it all!”
“How can a sacred Minstrel have such a lazy attitude?” Princess Gwenalot shouted.
“For Rock’s sake, Gwen – I’m a glorified song collector,” he shot back angrily. “I’m like the fifth Minstrel in the last millennium – or something like that – I can’t really remember how many there’ve been. But that’s not the point – the
point is that I think we’ve covered just about every song there is to sing. I don’t have to work all day and all night looking for new ones.” He wrenched his hands. “
That’s what I’m trying to get across to you, Gwen – there
is life outside of work.”
For several moments, they just stared at each other, seething.
“Awkward,” commented Sir Blunderbrain. They shot him a deadly glare. He stepped away from both of them. “You know, I’ll just scout ahead,” he told them timidly as he headed down further into the tunnel.
Finally, Princess Gwenalot sighed and turned her back on Crooner. “I’m a Princess, Crooner, not your best friend. I’m sorry.” She started down the tunnel after the Fraggle knight.
Crooner, struggling to hold back tears, grunted, staring at the ground. “I wish you knew what it was like not to have a best friend either,” he muttered under his breath.