Fozzieisfunny's Haikus, Scripts and Stories

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Haikus for popular The Muppet Show characters:

Kermit​

Host of the Muppets​

Sings " The Rainbow Connection"​

Most well-known Muppet​

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Fozzie:​

Bad at telling jokes,​

That's why Statler and Waldorf,​

heckle him so much.​

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Miss Piggy​

Really bossy pig,​

diva of The Muppet Show,​

Hi-YAAAA! There goes Rowlf!​

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Gonzo​

Resident weirdo,​

Loves chickens a WHOLE, GREAT LOT,​

does real, crazy stunts.​

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Animal​

Animal plays drums,​

plays for the Electric Mayhem ( dang! One syllable off!)​

is out of control.​

Okay, that was my first time writing haikus. They're not very good. I'll make more soon.​