Fozzie, Fozzie, #9

[Twisted Tails]

You're not crazy at all, Kermie. This story is getting intense so 'I would like more please.

 

[Misskermie]

Here it is, MY UPDATE!!!


Over due, I realize. I deserve all nags recieved.

Here goes somethin'!




Chapter Four- Pig dates frog
　
　
　
Jaz is in prison now. She's been labeled as a level five threat because she was successfully choking Miss Piggy. And nobody could do that. Today, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, and Kermit were visiting her.
"Miss Piggy, can you please let go of my hand? You're squeezing it." Fozzie wimpered.
Miss Piggy responded by squeezing tighter and kissing him on the cheek. Kermit thought of it as a way to get back at him for all those time he rejected her.
"Uh, hey, here comes Jaz you guys." Said Kermit, hoping that the subject would change.
And the subject did change, because Jaz changed as well. She took her prison outfit, and turned it fashionably bad!
Instead of a headband, she wore a hat. Instead of a pink shirt underneath her vest, she wore a purple one. Instead of sneakers, she wore boots. And she had a braclet... Well... NOW it is. Before, it was a handcuff. She also appeared to have a cigarette in her mouth.
"J-Jaz?"
"No, I'm Santa Clause." Jaz said sarcastically.
Jaz flopped into the chair she was supposed to sit in.
"Are you smoking?" Fozzie asked, clearly concerned.
"It's candy you idiot, you know I don't smoke." Said Jaz.
Fozzie looked at her again. What happened to her? Sure, he knew that she could go a bit overboard when she was upset, but she's never changed her entire attitude.
"Hey Jaz, when are you getting out of here?" Kermit asked.
"If Piggy's not pressin' charges, I can get out tomorrow. If she does press charges, I'm in here for like, a year." Jaz explained. Fozzie turned to Piggy.
"Miss Piggy, please don't press charges! PLEASE!" Fozzie begged. Miss Piggy felt a certain kind of way about that. Why would Fozzie beg for the freedom of another woman, but he can't do anything nice for her? "No, I'm pressing charges."
Fozzie frowned. No winning this one.... Unless....
"Gee Miss Piggy, if you did this for me, I'd sure appriciate you a LOT more. And probably.... *Gulp* Love you a lot more..." Fozzie could charm her out of anything in her current state apparently. "Oh Fozzie, I'm sorry. I won't press charges. Just por vous!" Miss Piggy kissed Fozzie's nose, and to everyone's surprise, including his own, he blushed.
"Alright Jaz, I won't press charges. But thank Fozzie for that." Piggy scoffed.
Jaz forced out a smile. "Thanks Fozzie."
Fozzie smiled too, that is until Piggy got jealous, and almost squeezed the life out his hand.
"Piggy, please let go. Please. Really. It hurts. A lot." Fozzie begged. "What are you talking about Mon Cherri?" Piggy then squeezed harder, causing Fozzie to fall down.
"I think I'll nap now." Fozzie sighed. Piggy finally released his hand, and it got a tiny, little, laugh out of Kermit. Piggy couldn't help but smile at him. Fozzie then got up off the ground, and dusted himself off.
"Uh... Can we go now?" Kermit whined. The sight of Piggy getting jealous about Fozzie made him sick.
"Sure Kermit, as soon I regain blood flow to my thumbs..." Fozzie whined. Jaz giggled a bit, but covered it up with a cough. "Let's go home..." Kermit grinned.
　
At home, Fozzie was waiting for Jaz to come back.
However, he didn't appear to have such a happy additude about it. Since she was worried, Piggy came to check on him. "Fozzie? Are you alright?" Piggy asked, sitting on the couch next to him. She rubbed his back, which creeped him out a little, but it was actually what he needed.
"Piggy... She had a clean record... And I ruined it... I ruined US... And I ruined my best friend..." Fozzie sighed.
Piggy didn't make anything of it, but she nodded, and kept comforting her bear... Uh... Well what she thinks is her bear.
"Sweetie, maybe vous should just say you're sorry. Like... If you ruined my favorite dress. I'd be very upset with vous. But if you said you were sorry, I feel a bit better... And I'd be cooled down enough to forgive you." Piggy explained.
Fozzie thought for a moment.
Silence filled the room.
Well, silence, sadness, understanding, and shame filled it.
But it was silent for about three minutes until Fozzie decided to finally come out his mouth and say something.
"You're right." He said finally. "I should apologize. And explain everything... Thank you Miss Piggy." Fozzie grinned.
Piggy giggled. "Oh, no problem Mon Cher!"
Just as Piggy was about to walk off, Fozzie stopped her.
"Um, Piggy, can you do me a favor, please?" Fozzie asked.
"Yes?"
"Can you... Can you go to dinner with Kermit?"
Piggy paused, then asked why.
"For me?" Fozzie begged.
"Alright fine. Tell 'em to be at my door by eight." Piggy then marched upstairs to get ready.
Fozzie smiled. He had it all planned. With her occupied with Kermit, he had all the time he needed to tell Jaz the truth.
But first, he had to tell Kermit he was going to have dinner with Miss Piggy.
　
Fozzie found the amphibian in his room, eating gnat pudding. "Uh Kermit? Can I talk to you?" Fozzie asked.
Kermit looked up at his friend, and slowly nodded.
"Well, Miss Piggy would like to have dinner with you tonight." Fozzie explained, half way lying.
Kermit almost smiled.
"What time?"
"She wants you at her door by eight."
"I'll be there. Just let me finish my pudding."
Fozzie nodded and walked out the room. As soon as he made to the hall, he cheered.
All he had to do now was wait for Jaz.
Any moment now.
She's coming through the door...
Wait, nope.
This would take a while...
TWO HOURS LATER
　
Fozzie wasn't sure she was even coming at this point. It was already five minutes to eight. He got off the couch, and went outside. "Hey stranger."
Fozzie looked around, and finally saw Jaz, who was sitting on a tree stump in the yard.
"Jaz, what are you doing out here?!" Fozzie asked.
Jaz walked up to him with a firm look, that scared the jokes outta Fozzie.
"I wanna know the truth."
"About what?" Fozzie asked.
"You and Miss Piggy. I know you don't like her back. Anyone with eyes could see it. What's going on?" Jaz asked.
Fozzie attempted to say something, but paused.
"Let's wait til' Miss Piggy leaves. Then we'll head down to the lab, so I can tell you what's going on. Ok?"
Jaz raised an eyebrow, but she eventually nodded, and followed him into the house. They snuck down to the lab, and heard Piggy and Kermit walk out the house, and drive away in the limo.
"Ok... They're gone... So... I wanted to tell you that I screwed up." Fozzie chuckled.
Jaz nodded. Expecting something wierd. She lived with Muppets you know.
"See, I was seeing how busy you were, covering for Scooter... And how there was no time for me by the end of the day... So I... Asked Dr. Honeydew to make something that would make you like me more." Fozzie explained.
Jaz nodded, half-way blushing. "And then what happened?"
"Well, unfortunately, they also had to make Piggy's perfume... Heh..." Fozzie blushed as well. It was a combination of blushes actually. A blush for spilling his gutts. A blush for doing something stupid... And a blush for the perfume Jaz was wearing.
"Aw... Fozzie... I don't know if I should kill you or kiss you..." Jaz said, in the softest was possible.
"The second one would be nice..." Fozzie mumbled.
Jaz only smiled. "Shut up and give me a hug."
Fozzie did as instructed, and looked around for Bunsen Honeydew.
　
Meanwhile, Kermit and Miss Piggy were out to dinner. It felt wierd. She was sorta going out with her guy's best friend. Yuck.
And it was Kermit. Since her memories are backwards at the moment, Kermit was like... How she used to see Fozzie.
A clutz. A clutz who's her friend.
It got more awkward, everytime Kermit looked down.
"So... Kermit... How are things...?" Piggy tried desperately to keep a casual conversation... Let's see how that works out.
"Uh, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. A-And you Miss Piggy?"
He didn't like adding Miss to her name. It was wierd to him.
"I'm fine Kermit... Uhhh... Soooo.... Read any good books lately?" Piggy asked, for the same reason as before.
Kermit shook his head.
Which, thinking about it, he really should catch up on his reading. But anyway...
"Uh, look Piggy... This is really wierd for me..."
"Yeah, for Moi as well."
"See, Fozzie just said you wanted to have dinner with me so-"
"I never said that."
"What?"
"Fozzie asked me to have dinner with you!"
"What?"
"I'm gonna kill that bear..." Piggy growled.
"I'm with you on that... May I escort you back home?" Kermit asked, holding out his arm.
Piggy smiled, and took his arm, playing along.
"I'd be delighted if you would."
Fozzie's in deep water!

 

[Hubert]

I did think about nagging you on this one also, but I figured nagging you on one story was enough for now.

But I really liked this newest installment. I love the predicament Fozzie has gotten himself into...so Fozzie-like.

But now I want more! So get typing...

 

[Misskermie]

I did think about nagging you on this one also, but I figured nagging you on one story was enough for now.

But I really liked this newest installment. I love the predicament Fozzie has gotten himself into...so Fozzie-like.

But now I want more! So get typing...

I'm being nagged!


Oh Gawd I'm being nagged...

*Runs off to do more story before naggers show up with pitch forks*

 

[Hubert]

*runs after, with pitchfork*

You asked for it.

 

[Misskermie]

ART STALL!!!


http://misskermie.deviantart.com/art/Jailed-Jaz-308080875

 

[Hubert]

Why are you giving us art at a time like this? When there's people out in the world dying because they don't know how a fan fiction called "Fozzie, Fozzie, #9" posted by a user named miss kermie on a random Muppet forum ends. This is worse than world hunger...aah!

*runs around in circles*

 

[Twisted Tails]

ART STALL!!!


http://misskermie.deviantart.com/art/Jailed-Jaz-308080875

Why are you giving us art at a time like this? When there's people out in the world dying because they don't know how a fan fiction called "Fozzie, Fozzie, #9" posted by a user named miss kermie on a random Muppet forum ends. This is worse than world hunger...aah!

*runs around in circles*

Both of you are fighting? Good grief! Can you just get along? Oh well, pot more soon!

 

[Hubert]

Both of you are fighting? Good grief! Can you just get along? Oh well, pot more soon!

*sings*

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

 

[Twisted Tails]

*sings*

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Did you know that the song, "Why Can't We Be Friends" was covered by the Muppets on the Muppet Show? I thought so!