"I fancy myself a linguist, even though I don't know any foreign languages." ~ David Letterman
RYAN STILES: Bonjour Colin! Comment allez-vous?
COLIN MOCHRIE: Say, is that a foreign language insult in my ear?
RYAN STILES: It sure is Colin, it's Paris Language!
COLIN MOCHRIE: Hey, Paris Language? Is that another way of saying "French"?
RYAN STILES: I guess it is!
CHICKEN: (As Super Cow, broken Spanish) "Ole, donde, esta, el bano!"
RED GUY: I don't know what you just said, BUT I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SAID IT!