This one is PG-13, later on, to be safe
4. Let's Not Waste The Night
"JANICE!" Miss Piggy yelled from the bathroom of the apartment room Janice and Miss Piggy had to share in The Muppet Apartment House G, where the female Muppets of The Muppet Show were staying. It wasn't easy for Janice to give up the privacy she had before to share her room with Miss Piggy, since her room (Miss Piggy's) was getting remodeled for the next 2 months. But, Janice, being the easy going person she was, was able to cope with it.
Janice quickly rushed to her friend's side. "Like, what's up, Piggy?" she asked. "Can you hand moi her earrings real quick? The diamond ones?" Miss Piggy ordered kindly. Janice retrieved her earrings from her jewelry box and handed them to her. "Merci bocoup," she responded nicely. "Like are you nervous, Miss Piggy?" Janice wondered. "About what?" Miss Piggy questioned. "Tonight," she replied. "I mean like, this is you and Kermit's anniversary date. So you must be feel a bit nervous." "Nervous? Moi?" the beautiful hog huffed. "Ha! Never! Janice, this is Kermie we're talking about. Why would moi be nervous over her true love?"
Just then the doorbell to the dorm rang. "Oh no! I'm not ready!" Miss Piggy said worried. "I'll get, Miss Piggy. Don't fret," Janice said and rushed to open the door. Standing patiently by the doorway was the main frog himself, Kermit, waiting with flowers in his hand. "Hi, Janice," Kermit greeted. "Like, hi, Kermit," Janice replied as she lead Kermit over to the couch. "Miss Piggy is like almost ready. She's just finishing up in the bathroom." "Oh," the frog said, understandingly. "How long will that be?" "NOW!" Miss Piggy called from behind. She stepped out from the bathroom, looking all dolled up for her anniversary date with Kermit. "Wow, Piggy, you look great," Kermit said. Miss Piggy giggled and replied "Awww, thank you, Kermie." She dashed right towards her man (er....frog.) and took his arm. "Janice, don't wait up for moi. And if there's any calls for moi, just tell them to call back tomorrow." Miss Piggy explained to her roommate. "Fer sure," Janice understood. "Au revoir!" Miss Piggy squeeled excitingly and headed right out the door with Kermit.
A Saturday night alone. "What to do?" Janice sighed in wonder. She never "rully" liked staying alone on Saturday nights. It was much different before Miss Piggy moved in, when Janice didn't have to share her apartment room. Now, whenever Miss Piggy went out on Saturday nights, either by herself or with Kermit (usually with Kermit), Janice would feel kinda lonely. Suddenly, a few pebbles pelted on the window of the apartment house. At first, Janice thought it was only the wind, but then a few more pebbles were pelted. Janice figured, she might as well go check it out before Miss Piggy comes back complaining about a draft when the window is shattered.
When Janice got outside to the porch of the apartment house, she looked down to see someone she'd thought she'd never see that night. Her honey bunch and band member, Floyd Pepper. "Floyd!" Janice cried out excitingly. "Hey, babe," Floyd yelled from below. "Like were you the one throwing the pebbles at the window?" she asked. "No," he replied. "That was actually Animal from a distance a few feet away. I told him to do that so I could get your attention." Floyd then got out his walkie talkie and talked into it (Animal was on the other line) saying "Okay, Animal. You can stop now." "
Stop pebble throw," Animal said on the other line, disappointed to not throw rocks anymore but obeying his owner. "You head back now. I'll see you later, man" Floyd told Animal. "
Bye bye," Animal said and signed off on the other line.
"Well, like are you gonna come up here or what?" Janice asked. "What about the royal hog?" Floyd questioned. "She's like out for the night. She went on like some anniversary date with Kermit," she explained. Miss Piggy's out. Just the words Floyd wanted to hear. He then climbed up the wall carefully (luckily, Janice's floor isn't too high up for him to climb) and swiftly. Janice helped him onto the porch of her (and Miss Piggy's) room as soon as he got close. "Thanks babe," Floyd said. "Like, you're welcome," Janice replied, leading him into the apartment.
"So, like Floyd what are you doing here?" she wondered, holding his hand and leading him to the couch. "I got bored," Floyd chuckled. "You said the little green dude's with the hog. Dr. T and Zoot went out to the bar for the night." "Why?" Janice asked. "Well, Dr. T wants to help Zoot become a "ladies man" " he laughed. "You know, pick up a few chicks and bring them back to the apartment." Janice rolled her eyes. "Zoot, a "ladies man?" " she thought. "Zoot's like not that much of a lover (other than treating his saxophone like a girlfriend)." Janice knows Zoot doesn't wanna get involved in love. After all, she dated him the first season, before she dated Floyd. Janice knows Zoot's not a very good lover. "So, I got bored, took Animal for his walk, and decided to see you," Floyd said, cracking a flirtacious smile. "Like, how sweet," Janice said. "Can I like get you anything?" "Sure, hostess," Floyd teased. "Got a Harper Isle? Or a Strawberry Thunder?" "Piggy like just took the last Harper Isle before Kermit came here," she said. "But I have like hidden a few Strawberry Thunders so Piggy doesn't steal them fer sure." Floyd smirked understandingly. "The hog would steal a Harper Isle," he chuckled. "But a Strawberry Thunder is perfectly fine, babe."
Janice headed to her secret cooler in the fridge to retrieve two bottles Strawberry Thunders, one of her and Floyd's personal favorite alcoholic drinks. She only retrieves drinks from the secret cooler whenever Floyd or the rest of the Electric Mayhem come to visit, ever since Miss Piggy took Janice's fridge hostage. "Got it!" she said, heading back to the couch with the Strawberry Thunders. "Thanks, baby doll," Floyd replied after receiving the drink from his girl. Janice always loved the little nicknames Floyd called her; "babe" "baby doll" "momma" and, especially, his "main squeeze who knows how to please."
Janice and Floyd continued to talk for about an hour or so. In between, Floyd did get opportunities to pull a few flirting moves on Janice. So far in their long time relationship, none of Floyd's flirty moves failed to please Janice. "When did you say the pig was returning from her night out?" he asked. "Don't know," she replied. "But, like let her go out and enjoy it. She may not come home till later...." "Or she's spending the night in "you know who's" apartment." Floyd said. The two laughed at Floyd's comment.
Suddenly, Janice's cell phone rang. It was Miss Piggy. Janice shrugged and decided to pick it up, despite the fact Floyd and Miss Piggy never got along too well. "Hello?" Janice asked. "
Hello, Janice!" Miss Piggy said on the other line. "
Listen, moi will not be coming home tonight." "Why not?" Janice wondered. "
Kermie has asked moi to spend the night in HIS apartment! Isn't that exciting?" she squeeled. Janice turned to Floyd, whom had a grin on his face. "Uhhh, like very," Janice said back on the phone. "I'm rully happy for you, Piggy."
"Oh how wonderful to hear!" Miss Piggy exclaimed. "
Oh but I must go now. Our beverages have arrived. Good night." "Night, Piggy," Janice said and hung up.
"What did I tell you?" Floyd chuckled. "You knew?" she asked. "I know everything," he teased. He then slipped his arms around her waist and got closer to her. "Now I can spend the night with you, Jan," he said. "The drink like must be getting to his head now," Janice thought. "But then again.....no Miss Piggy, no bursting outbreak, no forcing Floyd to hide from her........" Janice wrapped her arms around his neck and got on his lap. She then gave him a quick kiss on the lips before replying with "You can stay." Floyd then carried her bridal style to her bedroom, in success.
Once he laid her down on the bed, he got on top of her and kissed her lips, passionately. Janice let one hand onto his neck and the other to stroke his hair. She soon had a thought and released from Floyd's deep kiss, but still stroked his hair. "Yes?" he wondered. "You know....." Janice started. "I've been like thinking. Maybe...you and I....should..." "Spit it out," Floyd teasingly interrupted. "I mean, if it's like okay with you," Janice said, a little nervously. "Do you think you and I could go like....all the way tonight?"
Floyd was surprised. He knew Janice was always a little nervous about going "all the way." They've only really "done it" twice. Both times went really well, though. But if she wanted to "do it," he just couldn't refuse. He gave a seductive smirk and replied "First, a Strawberry Thunder. Then, no Miss Piggy for the rest of the night. Now, you want to go all the way. Ooooh, baby, do you know how to please." He then attacked her cheek with kisses and held onto her waist. Janice giggled with each kiss he gave to her cheek. How flirty and playful he was. "But seriously, are you sure you want to do this?" he asked. Janice nodded and replied quietly "Fer sure. Floyd....I put my trust in you....because...I love you." "And I love you, too, baby doll," Floyd replied and then kissed her lips sweetly, but passionately. He then broke away from the kiss for a moment to say "Let's not waste the night anymore. All I want.....scratch that, need......is you." "And, like I do," Janice said as she pulled him back into a passionate and deep kiss. And they didn't waste anymore of the passionate night they had. All they just needed were two bottles of Strawberry Thunder, no Miss Piggy, and each other.
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Ugh, this one was a long one. But a good one. I tried not to make it too sexual, but then again, I'm not going anywhere farther than this. I am NOT doing Rated R stories. No. None. Nien. Nada. No Rated R stories.
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