Finally! It's bedtime!

[That Announcer]

Just a local retailer in my community. I can tell you though, the bed is an Englander. Originally, we ordered a Serta (I already have my complimentary counting sheep), but the decided not to make it anymore, so we went with an Englander!

I love the sheep. Too bad about the mattress. I myself have a Sears-o-Pedic (which I love), and my mother has a Serta.

 

[D'Snowth]

I love the sheep. Too bad about the mattress. I myself have a Sears-o-Pedic (which I love), and my mother has a Serta.

"Attention everyone, do NOT attend the serta mattress sale! Thos comfortable mattresses are putting us out of business, I mean, 55 had to get a job for the highway department!"
''So did we get through to them?"
"I doesn't like it!"

 

[Ziffel]

I have a Stearns&Foster that I bought in 1998 for over a grand. It's supposed to be the best of the conventional mattresses. I'd love to be able to afford a Select Comfort some day (supposed to be "like sleeping on air"!).
Interestingly, the mattress salesman tried to talk me into purchasing a Serta that was $300 less in price. Must be that they are told to push certain mattress brands from time to time even if they are not the most expensive.

 

[That Announcer]

Oh, forgot to mention this: My father routinely sleepwalks from his bed to the living room couch. He claims his mattress is really uncomfortable, but I've lied on both his mattress and his couch, and his mattress (a Simmons, I think) is the clear winner in terms of comfort. I know he's weird, but...

 

[D'Snowth]

I once walked in my sleep, and consumed all of the food within a five-block radius of my bed...oh wait, sorry, wrong cartoon!

 

[That Announcer]

I once walked in my sleep, and consumed all of the food within a five-block radius of my bed...oh wait, sorry, wrong cartoon!

Heh. Last time I sleepwalked, I was in a hotel in Newfoundland. According to my mother, I got up, switched on the radio, got dressed and walked out the door.

 

[D'Snowth]

My mom does that sometimes, she has to take this special kind of sleeping medicine, and as it starts to take effect, the side effects come on, and she acts she's sleep walking.

 

[Beauregard]

My sister used to sleep talk. Once she sat up and said: "Would you likea juicey lamb of leg?" Which sounds like something Uncle Dan-Dan would say...

 

[D'Snowth]

"You mean you don't know how to cook a leg of lamb? Andy's favorite dish?"

 

[That Announcer]

My mom does that sometimes, she has to take this special kind of sleeping medicine, and as it starts to take effect, the side effects come on, and she acts she's sleep walking.

Ha. My last experience with sleeping pills was one time my father took them, and he took them really late, and they worked for ten hours, so when I tried to wake him up in the morning and I couldn't, I thought he was dead.