Feeling a bit stressed?

[Drum Eater]

This is my philosophy with computers that aren't working:
love + computer that isn't working = computer that isn't working (still)
violence + computer that isn't working = computer that is working

Now, I can't guarantee anything, and I can't afford to replace anybody's damaged equipment, but a slap or two to the side will usually do the job!

 

[Whatever]

My left contact just got stuck up under my eyelid. It hurt and I couldn't get it out on my own. i was flipping out, walking around my dorm and moaning, until thank goodness I found Micki going into her room. With help from her and a few calls to my dad, it finally came out. But that was scary.

 

[Muppetsdownunder]

That must have been horrible!

 

[Whatever]

My ears are ringing badly, and my throat has a cold, I haven't been able to talk well for about five days. It makes me cough and keeps me from sleeping well. And I need to learn body parts for biology- gross! At least I finished my five page German paper.

 

[Censored]

Try as they might, no human being can forget as easily as a computer can.

 

[Beauregard]

*picks up tray of glasses*

*drops it out the window onto a passerby*

*wipes sweat of forehead*

I feel much better now.