sarah_yzma said:
Aww I thought he was going to turn into Tigger-Hulk.
Your story disappointed me.
In that case: *ahem*
Well, apparently Tigger was headed back inside and one of the girls (late teens, early twenties) grabbed Tigger's arm and pulled it back--STRAIGHT back. If the arm in the costume didn't pop out of joint I will be surprised.
Tigger turned and I heard something groan out of the head, holding that shoulder...
But then, as the girl stood and smiled at the now pain-stricken Tigger, the skies above began to swirl and swish, turning a most darkened color of violet and blood red. A hiss and a growl was heard as Tigger, whose normally cheerful personaltiy began to scowl from beneath his brow-seams, began to twitch and shirk.
Nay, should I have stayed I, too, could have become engulfed in the rampage that was about to be--instead, I ran. I ran to the castle and climbed high into its turrets from which I watched as Tigger grew, slowly at first, but the anger was too deep; the arm obviously popped back into joint as the orange became yellow, brown, and then green. Oh, a horrible day fell on Disney World as the now 50 foot giant Tigger threw his chest out and bellowed forth a tremendous roar not unlike that which you'd hear from the T-rex; and his gnarly fangs which fell forth from his face dripped and slobbered like fallen rain.
And he looked at this assailant, the once simple girl turned shoulder-of-Tigger-killer, now the prey. She turned to run away, but was no match in speed as Tigger glided along on the bounce of his monstrous green Tigger-tail, and got ahead of her. Before she could turn to run another direction, the great green padded palm of our beloved character swept forth, swiped the girl from the ground, and she was gone in one gulp!
He sat and flicked her friends away with his tail, some were found in the swamplands of Florida, others in Universal Studios or Busch Gardens. Slowly, he began to deflate his anger and soon he had returned to the loveable Tigger we all know and adore, no recollection of the events as they just unfolded, and I (now finding other spectators and Disney characters had fled there with me) began to climb down to the safety of the streets.
I did meet up with Tigger again that day, but there was something different about his demeanor, something different about his visage--and he did smell of girl's perfume.
The end
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