Favorite Vet's Hospital jokes

[Oscarfan]

What are some of your favorite jokes from vet's Hospital, as corny or old as they may be? Mine are these:

Nurse Janice: "Aren't you going to operate [on the telephone]?"
Dr. Bob: "No, but I know who will."
Janice: "Who?"
Dr. Bob: "The telephone operator!"
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During their examination of The Swedish Chef's in-grown coffee pot.

Piggy: "Sould we get him to a hospital?"
Dr. Bob: "No, just keep away from policemen."
Janice: "Why?"
Bob: "He'll get a perk-ing ticket!"

 

[peyjenk]

I'd have to watch the episodes again to get the specific quotes, but I always enjoy Vet's Hospital. The funniest one that sticks out in mind is the Christopher Reeve ep. It's on Youtube, if you are interested.

 

[ploobis]

I love all the Vet's Hospital sketches!

But one that comes to mind is the one from the James Coco episode. That one has good puns!

"He has acute appendicitis"

"I don't care how cute it is, It has to come out!"

That one always makes me laugh! Rowlf is the King of puns!