Favorite Quotes

[G-MAN]

Sorry about that, I didn't have the shows on hand to quote, so I was typing them by memory.

 

[Saironi]

Fozzie: Good bye, Mr. Frog.

Kermit: Fozzie, where are you going?

Fozzie: Oh, oh I've heard what everyone's been saying about the old bear, so.....

Gonzo: Kermit, if the bear goes, I go.

Fozzie: G-Gonzo, I never realized! *hugs Gonzo* The ball is in your court, frog.

Kermit: Wait a minute, Fozzie, when you heard everyone talking about 'That old bear', they were refering to Gonzo's teddy bear, not to you.

Fozzie: Gonzo's teddy bear? Then you want me to stay on the show?!

Kermit: Of course I want you to stay on the show! You're a star! A legend in your own time. *to camera* Am I laying it on too thick?

Fozzie: I....I don't know what to say, but.....I'm just going to have a raise.

Kermit: Will you just get out of here, Fozzie?!

Fozzie: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Gonzo: Anyway, Kermit, like I was saying, if the bear goes, the Gonzo goes.

Kermit: Okay, okay, okay! Both bears can stay! The bears can stay, the Gonzo can stay!

 

[Barry Lee]

JHH:

ROCCO
This trick has been done once! And the guy died!!!

ZONDRA, CHIP, UBU
[In awe.]
Ooooh....

ROCCO
...twenty years later...



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KERMIT
Well listen, after these messages we'll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and some neat songs...

The ratings drastically crash.

KERMIT
...and maybe some sex...

VICKY
What?!

KERMIT
Well, just a little sex. ...but all of it starring Bean Bunny!

Ratings soar and squeal.

VICKY
Oh brother...

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When I first saw that JHH episode about the Bean Bunny starring in sex that was the best it made me crack up too bad.

 

[abiraniriba]

I don't remember who was the guest star on this ep of the Muppet Show but it's from a backstage scene where Fozzie is negotiating with Kermit for a raise.

Kermit: ten times what he's making now

Fozzie: I'll take it... Wow 10 times as much as what I'm making now and I used to mak nothing. And 10 x 0 is......