Favorite Muppet Quote

[Gelfling Girl]

Technically, this was Sesame Street, but it's still hilarious.


[During "Captain Vegetable"]

Eddy: Who are you? Some kind of weirdo?

Captain Vegetable: Do I look like a weirdo to you?

Eddy: *nods*

 

[GonzoLeaper]

Here's a favorite line from Dinosaurs-

(in the Mr. Lizard show the Sinclairs would watch)
We're going to need another Timmy.

 

[zns]

"Me not crazy? I hired the others!"

 

[GonzoLeaper]

"Who hired this crew?"- Kermit as Captain Abraham Smollet in "Muppet Treasure Island"
Everyone points to Squire Trelawney's son (Fozzie Bear)
who points to his finger (where Mr. Bimbo resides)

 

[radardog]

Now that we're all here, we're not all there.
It's a lyric from Cabin Fever. I laugh every time i hear it.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

"Have a popover, Froggie!"

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brian.

 

[tutter_fan]

"Mary had a Bicycle, Bicycle, Bicycle, Mary had a Bicycle that was red as fire..." Don Music

Any newsman quote

 

[StreetScenes]

my favorite muppet quote is....uhh..uhhh...

uh oh, zoot skipped the groove again!

 

[muppet maniac]

2 quotes:

"Me glutton, but me no liar!" (Season 34 episode, "Cookie Hood")

and

"Monster Cookie...we meet again" (SS4D)



"Hey, corporal! Sergeant? Lieutenant? Captain Kangaroo? Anybody?" (Episode 1091, Hawaii Part 2)