Favorite Muppet Quote

[muppetsliveon]

i now just got that

Kermit: Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
Fozzie: No he's-a not, he's-a wearin' a neck-a-tie!

 

[MuppetLabsBoy]

Let's not forget the quote from Muppet Vision 3-D

Sam: Would you stop this foolishness!
Gonzo:What foolishness would you like to see?

 

[Blue Weirdo]

Clifford: Oh man, even the laugh track didn't think that was funny.

Gonzo: Kermit are you busy?
Kermit: Well yes, but I can give you my ear for a minute.
Gonzo: What would I do with your ear?
Kermit: Van Gogh impressions.


Gonzo: I'm an artist. You hear me? An artist!
Kermit: Then you should have gotten my Van Gogh joke.

Ernie: Look how the fish move their mouths. They go "moom moom moom."
Bert: I have never seen Talbot go "moom moom moom"
Ernie: Well that one sure is.
Bert: That's not Talbot.
Ernie: Who is it?
Bert: That's.... I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!

Cookie: Cookies not done yet! What taking do long? It like medieval cookie torture!

 

[LamangoNumber2]

"Oh, I don't know about Love, I never touched the stuff...And it never touches me...Its ok, I still have my self pitty..."

 

[Gelfling Girl]

I believe that this quote best describes us Muppet fans :


Mrs. Bear: I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it too!

 

[HootsytheOwl]

Favorite quotes

Hi all!

I think some of my fave quotes are:


Hello everybodeeeeeeee! -----------Grover

Oh I'll never get it! ( BONGGGG!) ---Don Music

Kee Hee Hee Hee----------Ernie's laugh

Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here-----Kermit

Call Me Pied, Baby, Pied ----The Pied Piper

Rolf: Hey, are you sure it's not 50 ways to love your lever?
Floyd: Positive.
Rolf: (to offstage : SORRY PAUL!)


I'm sure there's more, heh, but these are enough.

Your dear friend,
Kitt

 

[yetiman]

"Dead Tom's dead! Long John shot him."
"Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called 'Dead Tom'"
"Oh" (drops body)

 

[Scooterthegofer]

Piggy: Beaker! I told you never to talk to me like that!
(Beaker exits)
Piggy: Because I can't understand it.

Or maybe the Swedish Chef's line from MFC:

"Esh der Gobblur-gobblur humongo!"

 

[Gelfling Girl]

*picks up phone* Hello? Hello? Hello? Give me presents!

Jeaux Noel, Kermie. [please forgive my terrible French]

Oh. Pig. *drops phone*

 

[MuppetLabsBoy]

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