Favorite Muffin Quotes!

[Cantus Rock]

A few famous Muffin quotes from the U.S. of A.:

"We will not send American Muffins over there to do what Asian Muffins should be doing for themselves."
-President Lyndon Johnson

"Liberty can not be preserved without general knowledge among Muffins."
-President John Adams

"Trust the Muffins --- that is the crucial lesson of history."
-President Ronald Reagan

"You can not stop the spread of a Muffin by passing a law against it."
-President Harry Truman



-Matt

 

[Beauregard]

When told that the lower class people were staving and had no bread, the queen promptly replied, "Then let them eat Muffins."

 

[EmmyMik]

Originally posted by grail
"Are you telling me you made a time machine, out of a muffin?"

"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a muffin why not do it with some style!"

 

[Crazy Harry]

"Is that a muffin in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

I just wanted to say something that involves muffins in pants.

CrazyChris

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Beauregard
, what next? Muffincentral?

My goodness, Beauregard haven't you heard! There's no tiem to explain! Pack your thing, flee the country, and don't make contact with anyone until I call you! I have some connections with the BBB of the MP3 and the ORA with a 10-200. Quickly! There's no time for dilly-dallying or dally-dillying, depending on your country. Go, Beau! Don't forget! Don't eat the muffins! They're watching. Watching... and waiting. Go!

 

[Manda:-D]

"Light our darkest muffin."
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my muffin. Prepare to die."
"Look at the size of that muffin!"
"Walk like a muffin....."

 

[Super Scooter]

Originally posted by Manda:-D

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my muffin. Prepare to die."

LOL! (that's the very first time I've said that on here)

"Inconceivable! Stop these quotes about muffins, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"

A muffin is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Manda:-D]

I like that muffin. That is a NICE muffin!"
I'm such a dork.

 

[Cantus Rock]

MST-Muffiny goodness for ya...

"Trumpy, you can do MUFFIN things!"

"We like Muffins VERY much.."

"Mom, I'm going out now!"
"I'm going to make Muffin sacrifices to the almighty Muffin lord, by back at 9!"



-Matt

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

"He's not pining, he's passed on! He has ceased to be! He's a stiff, bereft of life; he rests in peace! He's snuffed it! He's off the twig and kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! He's extinct, in his entirety! THIS is an EX-MUFFIN!"


-Kim