Favorite Muffin Quotes!

[Joggy]

Auntie Em! Auntie Em! It's a Muffin!
(and: There's no Muffin like home)

Muffin is as Muffin does

Don't cry over spilt Muffins

Catch the tiger by its muffin

Muffin it again, Sam.

 

[Crazy Harry]

Good greif, the comedian's a muffin.

 

[wockawocka]

"Muffins, to keep your kids off drugs!" Although it was made for bread...

 

[Jackie]

"If I only had a Muffin."

 

[Sunshineboz]

Sometimes I run around like a muffin with the head cut off.

 

[SFPepe]

"The best advice I ever got I saw on a box of muffins.
It said: Keep away from children"

"Have you ever seen a muffin with a flattering haircut"


"I have gathered a posie of other men's muffins, and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own"

 

[frogboy4]

I'm getting frightened now.

 

[Sunshineboz]

Originally posted by frogboy4
I'm getting frightened now.

*puts on Roger Rabbit outfit and yells*
"SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT...TWO MUFFINS"

 

[frogboy4]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! (screams like a girl)

 

[Crazy Harry]

We interupt your regularly sceduled muffin...