That's one of the few Tim Burton/Johnny Depp films I haven't seen yet that I'm actually interested in seeing. There's one that I will never watch cause I hate the story it's based on, but that's a personal feeling.
Back to topic though...
*Hamlet.
The intro with Mike playing three-card monty to trick Pearl into sending him a movie he wanted to see for a change... Only to have it backfire and Mike end up looking stupid in front of the bots.
Mike: Dude, me and Horatio went down to Copenhagen and snorted some aquafina.
Ghost of Hamlet's father: Murder most foul.
Crow: He murdered a chicken?
Tom, as Queen Gertrude: Face it son, I'm going to rock your uncle's world.
Mike, as Hamlet: You're not my dad!!
Hamlet: To be, or not to be.
Mike: The verbal equivalent of da-da-da-duh... (Beethoven's 5th).
Hamlet: That is the question.
Mike: I'll take "To be" for 50 Alex.
Hamlet: Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Tom: Starring Shelley Long and Bette Middler.
Hamlet, in an over-dramatic voice: To dream!
Crow, imitating the same tone: The impossible dream!
Mike: Can we get a verb thrown in there somewhere?
Mike, at the end: So you're a chicken for not killing yourself! There, that's all you had to say!