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Favorite "At the Dance" Jokes


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Dec 7, 2003
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George: Mind if I pop a question?
Mildred: Sure! Why not!
*a ballon with a ? mark comes by, and George pops it, and laughs*


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Oct 24, 2003
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Doctor Honeydew, to young lady muppet with no mouth: I see you have nothing to say!

HAHAHAHA! Ahem. I'm a big fan of inobvious humor, which explains why sometimes I'm the only one laughing....

Later, they show up again, and Doc Honeydew "observes": I see you still have nothing to say....


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Aug 11, 2007
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Janice: "Like wow I rully love being in your arms."
They turn and you can see Dr. Teeth's long arms wrapped all the way around her and himself.
Dr. Teeth: "Me too."

Simple gag but it cracks me up.