Favorite "At the Dance" jokes/segments

[Mickey Moose]

I forget which episode this is from:

Zoot: Do you believe in the here-after.
Janice: Oh yes.
Zoot: Oh good. Then you know what I'm here after.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Gonzo: Excuse me it's time to change partners.
Whatnot: No, it's time to change ballrooms!

That wasn't a whatnot. That was Miss Piggy. One of her best lines.

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

I forget which episode this is from:

Zoot: Do you believe in the here-after.
Janice: Oh yes.
Zoot: Oh good. Then you know what I'm here after.

That was from "The Muppet Show Book".

 

[bigbirdfan]

Here's mine



Mildred:Since we met i feel like my feet never touched the floor!
George:No,youve been standing on mine!

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

Actually, it's kind of hard to enjoy "At the Dance" segments from the first season since both Piggy and Janice spoke with their original voices.

I sort of enjoyed them more later on when Fozzie got involved. I also liked Piggy's and Gonzo's musical numbers. Also did Richard's Janice ever appear in an "At the Dance" besides in the Pearl Bailey episode?

 

[rexcrk]

I think it's from the Sex and Violence pilot:

Kermit: "I can get you a spot on a popular eduacation program" or something like that

 

[Philip Kippel]

I think it's from the Sex and Violence pilot:

Kermit: "I can get you a spot on a popular eduacation program" or something like that

Actually, it's "I can get you a job on an educational show for kids".

Now, here's some more of my favorite "At the Dance" jokes:

Bruce Forsyth:

Janice (to Zoot): Do you know what happened in 1776?
Zoot: No, but there's a great party in 1342.


Paul Williams:

Rowlf: I had a bit part in a movie last week:
Pink-sweatered woman: A bit part?
Rowlf: Yeah, I bit someone.


Peter Ustinov:

Rowlf (to Sexy Muppet): Hey, you wanna stop by the punch bowl?
Sexy Muppet: Why do they call it a punch bowl? (a boxing glove pops out of the punch bowl and punches her in the face)
Rowlf: That's why.

Janice: For once, I'd like to stand next to Queen Elizabeth.
Zoot: I'd rather sit in with Count Basey.

Mildred: I find that most people don't believe what other people tell them.
George: I don't think that's true.


Mummenschanz:

Pink-sweatered woman: Animal, my watch won't run.
Animal: Here. I'll run it for you. (runs the woman to the back of the room, then back towards the camera)


Harvey Korman:

Male Pig (to Piggy): Say, how do you think I'd look in a pork pie hat?
Piggy: Oh, no, you couldn't! You'd be like wearing one of our relatives!

 

[Philip Kippel]

Paul Williams:

Janice: That man is annoying me!
Zoot: He isn't even looking at you.
Janice: That's what's annoying me.


Kaye Ballard:

Piggy: (says some romantic language to Kermit)
Kermit: Is that Italian?
Piggy: No, it's Pig Latin.


Florence Henderson:

Shouting Lady (to moustached man): Shall we take this moment to announce our engagement?
Moustached Man: Eh, why not?
Shouting Lady: OH! WE'RE ENGAGED! AH-HA-HA! I'VE WAITING SO LONG! WE'RE ENGAGED!


Charles Aznavour:

Piggy (to male pig): What is it you do for a living?
Male Pig: Well, I'm a garbage man.
Piggy: That's fantastic! Do you deliver?


Phyllis Diller:

Male Pig (to female pig): I'm so crazy about you, I can't even see straight!
Female Pig: Oh, I'm so goofy about you, I can't eat!
Male Pig: I'm so much in love with you, I can't even sleep!
Female Pig: What should we do?
(Zoot walks up to them.)
Zoot: Check into a hospital, man!

Janice (to Gloat): Wasn't that garlic you had for dinner, huh?
Gloat: Are you kidding? (breathes fire, prompting Janice to duck)