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FanFic - One of Kermit's Introductions

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(This would take place in a Late 4th Season Episode with a female guest star; a rock singer.)

KERMIT: "Ladies and Gentlemen, here she is now, the only and only Mis--"

SAM: "Kermit."

KERMIT: "Uh, WHAAAAAATTTT?!!!!!?"

SAM: "Let me get this straight, you, sir, are just one screaming handwaving exciting appalling emcee! I cannot stand you yelling out "YAAAYY!" and it makes me sick. Ugh!"

KERMIT: "I can't help it, Sam. The guest star is terrific! She's out of sight!"

SAM: "Don't you know that you're supposed host like all other hosts?"

KERMIT: "Uh, no."

SAM: "In your introductions in the 1st year of The Muppet Show, you acted more normal than the rest of the hosts. Do you understand?"

KERMIT: "Gulp!"

SAM: "Act like a normal host, or else I'll chop your legs right off."

KERMIT: "GRRR!!"

What do you think?
 
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