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(This would take place in a Late 4th Season Episode with a female guest star; a rock singer.)
KERMIT: "Ladies and Gentlemen, here she is now, the only and only Mis--"
SAM: "Kermit."
KERMIT: "Uh, WHAAAAAATTTT?!!!!!?"
SAM: "Let me get this straight, you, sir, are just one screaming handwaving exciting appalling emcee! I cannot stand you yelling out "YAAAYY!" and it makes me sick. Ugh!"
KERMIT: "I can't help it, Sam. The guest star is terrific! She's out of sight!"
SAM: "Don't you know that you're supposed host like all other hosts?"
KERMIT: "Uh, no."
SAM: "In your introductions in the 1st year of The Muppet Show, you acted more normal than the rest of the hosts. Do you understand?"
KERMIT: "Gulp!"
SAM: "Act like a normal host, or else I'll chop your legs right off."
KERMIT: "GRRR!!"
What do you think?
KERMIT: "Ladies and Gentlemen, here she is now, the only and only Mis--"
SAM: "Kermit."
KERMIT: "Uh, WHAAAAAATTTT?!!!!!?"
SAM: "Let me get this straight, you, sir, are just one screaming handwaving exciting appalling emcee! I cannot stand you yelling out "YAAAYY!" and it makes me sick. Ugh!"
KERMIT: "I can't help it, Sam. The guest star is terrific! She's out of sight!"
SAM: "Don't you know that you're supposed host like all other hosts?"
KERMIT: "Uh, no."
SAM: "In your introductions in the 1st year of The Muppet Show, you acted more normal than the rest of the hosts. Do you understand?"
KERMIT: "Gulp!"
SAM: "Act like a normal host, or else I'll chop your legs right off."
KERMIT: "GRRR!!"
What do you think?
