Fan Commercials

[CBPuppets]

I'm making a montage of commercials I hope you enjoy them.

#1 Wilkins Coffee


Bar Drink
(starts at a background at a bar with Wilkins as a bartender and Wonktins as a customer)

WILKINS: hey there! Can I interest you in some Wilkins Coffee?

WONKTINS: No thanks....do you have anything else?

WILKINS: Sure.

(Wilkins pulls on a lever to eject Wonktins off the seat)

WILKINS: I've heard of Through the roof but this is ridiculous!

(cues to still shot of the product)


Strange things (Wilkins version)

(Background goes to a brick wall like the other commercials)

WILKINS: how are you feeling today?

WONKTINS: Feeling fine thank you.

WILKINS: did you have some Wilkins Coffee today?

WONKTINS: No why?

(a pair of hands pop up to strangle Wonktins)

WILKINS: Strange things happen to people who don't drink Wilkins coffee.

(Cues to still shot of the product)

Jail Bird
(Background goes to a jail cell)

WONKTINS: why are you here for?

WILKINS: I refused to obey the speed limit and crashed to a TV studio.

WONKTINS: If you think that's bad I'm in here because I didn't drink Wilkins Coffee!

WILKINS: That's terrible!

(cues to still shot of product)

so what do you think so far?

 

[CBPuppets]

I'm moving on

#2 Esskay Meats

Blow Up(Esskay Meats Version)
(The setting is at a park when Icky gunk was passing by)
KERMIT: Hey There!

ICKY GUNK: yeah, yeah, what do you want?

KERMIT: did you have any Esskay meats today?

ICKY GUNK: No why?

KERMIT: Because I heard that people would blow up if they don't eat esskay meats.

ICKY GUNK: now that's a bunch of----

(Icky gunk explodes)

KERMIT: See what I mean.

(Shows a still shot of the product with Kermit popping up)

KERMIT: Esskay meats taste the difference quality makes.

Please respond

 

[MartyMuppets]

Very good Kuriboh Man. Great work.

 

[CBPuppets]

I dedicate these next few commercials to a Super good friend on this forum Kiki!

Breakfast
(The Setting is at a diner)
KERMIT: hello sir can I get you anything?

PROF. MADCLIFFE: Yes I would like something that says yummy because the last few places wasn't worth it.

KERMIT: Is that so, well then I can arrange that.

(Kermit rushes to the kitchen then rushes to Madcliffe)

KERMIT: I hope you like this egg mixed with some esskay sausages.

(Maddcliffe tries the meal)

PROF. MADCLIFFE: now that's yummy!

KERMIT: you know why, because you can taste the difference Quality makes thanks to Esskay meats!

Wanna Bite(Esskay Meats Version)
(The setting is in a kitchen with Harry the Hipster making a meal when Chicken Liver walks by)

CHICKEN LIVER: hello friend, what is that scrumptious meal.

HARRY: it's a really great sandwich using Esskay Bolonga, Wanna Bite?

CHIKCEN LIVER: Sure

(Harry bites Chicken Liver in the Arm)

CHICKEN LIVER: OUCH! Well I guess I set myself up for that.

(Cues to Still shot of the Product with a Voice over by Harry)

HARRY: With Esskay meats, you can taste the difference Quality makes.

Wacky Service

(The setting is at a park with Kermit in a yellow wig and Omar)

KERMIT: Will you get some esskay meats for me?

OMAR: Why Sure,
(Walks up to Icky Gunk who serves as a vendor)

OMAR: Excuse me sir but can we have some hotdogs used by esskay meats?

ICKY GUNK: NO!

(Omar and Kermit runs to Sam who is another Vendor who is glad to serve them what they want)

KERMIT: What great service!

OMAR: We can't believe how many people love eating Esskay meats!

(Sam holds a sign which says "Taste the Difference Q-Wality Makes")

3.) Commercials Ernie and Bert Would've done

V-Chip

(We see Ernie fixing the tv when Bert walks by)

BERT: Ernie, what are you doing?

ERNIE: oh hey Bert! I'm trying to install this V-chip.

BERT: Why?

ERNIE: Because there's a lot of things out there Kids aren't just ready to watch. it's just a terrible thing Bert.

BERT: That's right Ernie, if these things are blocked then Kids can watch TV without any worries.

ERNIE: All Set, maybe we can watch some Tv without worries ourselves.

(Ernie and Bert watches the tv when it breaks down)

ERNIE: Looks like the V chip doesn't metion anything about that.

BERT: Kids, be sure to ask your parents about the V-Chip.

BOTH: So you don't have any worries.

(Both Laugh)

Wear a helmet
BERT: hey Ernie wanna go bike riding?

ERNIE: Sure Old Buddy Bert! (Ernie rushes to ge the bikes) Let's not forget the helmets.

BERT: Good thinking Ernie, People should always wear helmets when bike riding.

ERNIE: Well Let's go Bert.

(Takes the bikes out of the apartment and a minor shot of them riding their bikes, then cues to a sign that says "wear a Helmet")