Ernie gets ready for a "trip"

[mikealan]

(Ernie is behind a fushica background, wearing a backpack and holding his luggage.)
Ernie: Hi there! Ernie here. Listen, I've got plans to have an adventure in the state of Pennsylvania. I've got my map, binoculars, music and my Rubber Duckie inside my backpack, yes. I've also packed my clothing, storybooks, toys and boxes of cookies in my luggage. Now that I'm all set, I'm ready for the trip...
Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey, did I hear that you're ready for the trip?
Ernie: What's that?
Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, did I hear that you're ready for the trip?
Ernie: Yes, I'm ready for the trip!
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, here's your new roller-skate, right on the floor!
(As Ernie walks, he steps on a roller-skate and trips over it. Everything he packed fell to the floor.)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (laughing very, very hard) I'VE GOT HIM!!! I'VE GOT HIM!!! (ending music, leaves laughing hysterically)
Ernie: (as he picks himself up, looking very sad) Oh, no! Everything I've packed is on the floor! Now I have to re-pack them all and have myself a messy ol' trip. *sigh*