English danishes - danglish???

[christyb]

*shrugs* Either or, I splattered you with goo!

 

[theprawncracker]

HOLD IT!!

...Tabi has a swimming pool? *is hit by a penguin* Good grief it's a running gag. *Hit by another* Or should I say a flying gag...*collapses*

 

[christyb]

*from behind the penguin cannon* Well...if you'd move I could get a clear shot at Tabi

 

[redBoobergurl]

*reloading Super Soakers* Hold on, I've got more coming! *hands out Super Soakers* All right, now let's get'em!

 

[christyb]

*takes a super soaker* Thanks Beth!

 

[theprawncracker]

*takes Super Soaker* Now how do you work this thing? The only time I've ever used one it was filled with lime gelatin.

 

[christyb]

I think it's like this *accidentally squirts Ryan* Yep that's how it works.

 

[theprawncracker]

*is wet* ...Why is it always me?? *squirts at random people*

 

[christyb]

*squeals as I get hit with water* Heeeyyyy, it was an accident. Hit the Danglishes not me.

 

[The Count]

*From secret hideout beneath house... OK, everybody's... Hmmm, better check in with my contacts, need some help monitoring the battle from down here.

*Talking over headset into Ryan's earpiece... Ditch the Target cue card you got taped to your back... The birds should stop hitting ya' Penguin Tux.
Southern Miss, you got a bogie coming in hard at 4 o'clock.
What? Tea time already? Oh, all fright.
*Presses button that keeps doors and windows shut, then presses second button dunking Bo and Harvey with cold drenching tea.
Would you chaps like one lump or two?