Wait, wait. I don't understand any of this. Why was Jackie going to be boycotted? I'm so confused...
I did want to mention to Bryon's communion catastrophe. I've done some whoppers, but that one takes the cake.
I never saw the episode, but a good friend of mine said that on that 9-11 show there was a girl who got her tongue stuck in a coke bottle in a similar way. They actually called 9-11 to rescue her tongue. It took a while for her tongue to get back to normal size as well, I think.
I'm so thankful that you didn't need the help of professionals, my brother.
Markus