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Well, I just had one this evenin' to make this another thread over here at the new board, lol...
I was in church, and tonight we had Communion. We get the bread, fine. We get the drink, I drink---and I usually slither my tongue in when I'm done and slurp up every last drop before I put my cup in the li'l hole thingy in the pew, but this time I decided it'd be quicker and more subtle if I did that while the cup was still in my mouth.
So I drink it down, then snake my tongue in, and it acts like a vacuum on me---my tongue is SUCKED into the cup, and STUCK there. I pull and pull---nothin'. I realized this is soooo not spiritual, and try to cover my mouth with one hand as I YANK on my cupped tongue with the other. Still nothin'.
I keep tryin' and tryin', grape juice is dribblin' all down my chin and makes this huge blobby stain on my WHITE "Thundercats" t-shirt, and I feel like I'm an unbilled entertainment spectacle.
FINALLY I manage to POP the cup offa my tongue, and nonchalantly put it away---with grape juice all on my chin and white shirt like some hyper 8-year-old with Koolaid.
Luckily no one was on my immediate either side, so it coulda been worse---still, there was a family behind me to my left, and I'm sure they had to see what was goin' on!
*sigh*
Such is me . . .
I was in church, and tonight we had Communion. We get the bread, fine. We get the drink, I drink---and I usually slither my tongue in when I'm done and slurp up every last drop before I put my cup in the li'l hole thingy in the pew, but this time I decided it'd be quicker and more subtle if I did that while the cup was still in my mouth.
So I drink it down, then snake my tongue in, and it acts like a vacuum on me---my tongue is SUCKED into the cup, and STUCK there. I pull and pull---nothin'. I realized this is soooo not spiritual, and try to cover my mouth with one hand as I YANK on my cupped tongue with the other. Still nothin'.
I keep tryin' and tryin', grape juice is dribblin' all down my chin and makes this huge blobby stain on my WHITE "Thundercats" t-shirt, and I feel like I'm an unbilled entertainment spectacle.
FINALLY I manage to POP the cup offa my tongue, and nonchalantly put it away---with grape juice all on my chin and white shirt like some hyper 8-year-old with Koolaid.
Luckily no one was on my immediate either side, so it coulda been worse---still, there was a family behind me to my left, and I'm sure they had to see what was goin' on!
*sigh*
Such is me . . .
