Hey, it's not the worst thing...I once had a dream about Sam and Janice...It doesn't get much more shipped out than that.
I actually see Sam being fatherly towards Janice, granted a disgruntled father with a deep disapproval of the music she plays and the "weirdos" of "questionable morality" she hangs out with.
To him, she seems the least "weird" and has potential to be an upstanding respectable woman that will be the pride of America.
(i was so pleasantly surprised and ecstatic at how wonderful Sam fit into the Father role in the Peter Pan comic. Actually I love the entire comic just for including the Electric Mayhem and making Janice a main character period.)
hmmm, i'd actually like to see Janice getting pressured to act more sophisticated and ladylike. It'd be really interesting to see, since we're so used to lumping Janice in as "one of the guys" since she's so relaxed and easygoing compared to Ms. Piggy.
And I'd LOVE for an Electric Mayhem movie, or at least a movie where they once again take part in the spotlight and shine. Just them interacting with each other, with others, facing the world together and taking it by a storm.