2. Spend all day working on your tax return
1. There's this concept I ran across in the works of Arthur Lessac (a voice and diction instructor from some big ivy-league school who wrote a killer textbook called
"The Use and Training of the Human Voice" .) The idea is that your voice can "originate" from different points in your body: The front of your mouth, mid-mouth, throat, stomache, etc. When I do my sort-of-lousy impressions of Cookie monster, Rowlf, etc., my gravelly voice originates at the back of my throat. Not to be gross, but it helps if I'm a little phlegmmy, too.
It will tear the dickens out of your throat. For a sore throat, I chomp on black licorice made with real licorice root. Someone once told me that it was a homeopathic remedy, and I'm into that sort of thing. Even if it's not actually helpful, I like black licorice, so at least it makes me happy.
--Scraps