I'm not being gripey or pernickity, but if the writer's decided to put Miss Piggy in rehab as 'a joke...' something as simple as that. 'Unexpected.' Something that I'm obviously not 'good' enough to notice when I'm watching films, in order to put a 'spin' on things...it would not be a good spinny joke, or a surprise, it would be wrong.
*applauds Beau's post* I'm not, though it may seem like it, saying that all of the Muppets are these sweet sugar-coated goody two-shoes, that is NOT what I'm saying AT ALL. I know that the Muppets all have their dark jaded sides to them, ESPECIALLY Miss Piggy, but I do not, and CANNOT envision her in rehab of any sort, as Beau said, it's just NOT in her character. Strong, dynamic, tough (see, there's where her karate chops come in), and yet at the same time caring and gentle (to Kermit at least
).
Yes, all of the Muppets have their "dark side" (except maybe Fozzie), Kermit's was built by years of nut-jobs surrounding him, Gonzo is just a dark-humor in himself, Piggy's tough, Rowlf's pun-derful, Rizzo and Pepe are Rizzo and Pepe, yes, they all have thier dark moments. However, deep down in the core of each and every Muppet character is a soul, one that shows they truly do care about each other.
In "The Muppet Movie" Kermit spoke of his "dream," a dream that the frog has been living since 1976 when he and his friends set out to do a show to sing, and dance, and make people happy. The Muppets couldn't live this dream without each other. Think of it this way:
Kermit
is the dream.
Miss Piggy
adores the dream to no end.
Fozzie
believes in the dream (as said by Jim Lewis)
Gonzo
tests the limits of the dream.
Rizzo and Pepe
live the dream by reeping the benefits of it (or that's what they try to do anyway).
Statler and Waldorf
push the dream to be the best it can be by heckling its every move.
Scooter and Robin
represent the future of the dream with their youth.
Sam Eagle tries to uphold the
moralities of the dream.
And more and more of these parallels can be drawn between this "dream" and all of the Muppets. I think these ideals and ideas need to be held if the Muppets are to come back as the entertainment super-power they once were. The ideals of caring,
real characters is what draws people to the Muppets.
And a few explosions here and there doesn't hurt either.