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Dis' Is Da Mighty Favog...statue

Convincing John

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Ploobis: Oh, what will I do? What will I do?

Scred enters, singing: Ain't no volcano high enough, ain't no tar pit low enough, ain't no mudflats wide enough...

Ploobis: Scred! Scred! I need your help with something.

Scred: Oh, sure, boss. What do you need?

Ploobis: Oh, Peuta wants me to help redecorate Gorch. She wants me to find something to decorate our home with. She said she's going to get rid of all the useless junk around the place.

Scred: Oh, you mean like you! Hee hee hee!

Ploobis: SCRED! (POW!) What we need...what we need is something tasteful to spruce up the old homestead.

Scred (getting up): Hmmm...how about a molten lava lamp? It's a (looks at camera) HOT item! Hee hee hee!

Ploobis (shakes head): No, no. Peuta wants something that will compliment the new Gligskin recliners she just bought.

(Both): Hmmm...

Scred: I know! Why don't we go ask the Mighty Favog?

Ploobis: Hey, that's a great idea! Let's go.

GOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!

Favog: DIS IS DA MIGHTY FAVOG. TALK TA ME.

Ploobis: Oh, Mighty Favog, I have a problem.

Favog: BUSINESS, SPORTS OR PERSONAL?

Ploobis: Scred?

Scred: Uh, ornamental, your grossness.

Ploobis: Oh, Mighty Favog, it's ornamental!

Favog: HMMM...GONNA COST YA. TWO CHICKENS.

Scred: Here ya go. Two chickens...(chickens fall into the Favog's vat, followed by a flush. Favog smacks his lips and belches).

Favog: AWRIGHT. STATE YOUR PROBLEM.

Ploobis: Oh, Mighty Favog. My wife, Peuta, is redecorating Gorch, and she needs me to find the perfect decoration to go with the new Gligskin chairs.

Favog: NO PROBLEM. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.

Ploobis: Yeah?

Favog: YOU NEED...A FAVOG.

Ploobis: What?

Favog: YOU KNOW. A LIFE SIZE STATUE OF YOURS TRULY. THERE WAS ONE MADE IN 1999 BY CONVINCIN' JOHN. NICE FELLA. YOU WANT IT, YA GOT IT. FOR DA FANS AT MUPPET CENTRAL, YA GO TA DIS LINK:

http://forum.muppetcentral.com/showthread.php?t=10441

THEN, YA FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TA SEE THE GILDA RADNER PHOTOS. DA ONE OF DA STATUE OF ME IS DA LAST ONE ON DA LIST. IT'S MADE OUTTA REAL CLAY, SPANISH MOSS, AND PAINTED WITH ACRYLICS AND...ICED TEA, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

Scred (at computer, looking up the photo): Hey, good likeness!

Ploobis: Oh, thank you, Mighty Favog!

Favog: DA MIGHTY FAVOG HAS SPOKEN. (GOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!)


:smile::smile::smile:
Convincing John
 

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I can think of nothing to say about this, except ...

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! :big_grin: :smile: :excited: :crazy:
 

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