Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

[Gonzo]

Wow--that Dog City line is pretttttttty fancy! Wish I'd seen that one!

Muppets can get pretty dirty, eh?

Good thing we're around to carry on their filthy legacy.

Half of them are naked all the time anyway....

Quinnnnnnnn

 

[EmmyMik]

Don't mind me. I'm just trying to cause trouble. But if you're shocked at the material in the Christmas movie, I suggest you read the posts before this one...

 

[DLuvMuppsGonzo]

---Yeah, and Janice is in a monogamous relationship to boot. ---

Who is Janice seeing? I am way confused!

 

[Thijs]

Or the Coolio episode of Muppets Tonight.

They are all singing the hit-song `Get your woman on the floor.

 

[FroggiePiggie]

okay i know there's TONs more

alright alright---- I'm thinking right now and the only one that's coming freahly to brain... and I know there are loads more... is on Mupper Treasure Island when Miss Piggie and Long John meet "again" and kermit's all shocked that they knew each other... i was always shocked when miss piggie says"

"Why hello loooooooong john"...

Get it??

 

[Sweetums]

Re: okay i know there's TONs more

Originally posted by FroggiePiggie
alright alright---- I'm thinking right now and the only one that's coming freahly to brain... and I know there are loads more... is on Mupper Treasure Island when Miss Piggie and Long John meet "again" and kermit's all shocked that they knew each other... i was always shocked when miss piggie says"

"Why hello loooooooong john"...

Get it??

Hmmm... I never really tought of that as Piggy being dirty, but more of her being somewhat flirtatious by playing around with the pronunciation of his name.

But whatever.

 

[Wander McMooch]

This isn't a Muppet-specific scene, but in The Muppet Movie I noticed that Mel Brook's mad scientist was so...uh...excited by the prospect of performing brain-work on Kermit that he provocatively tongues the start button on his machine.

Freaky.

 

[beaker]

Hey, how the heck did I miss this thread? hehe.
I once heard Rowlf said the word 'son of a b----' on Arsenio, and I remember some of the not so vague inuendo on all the Land of Gorch episodes. Here are some of the ones that stick out in my mindfile under 'I cant believe a Muppet just said that!')

*Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody

*1974 CBS pitch for the Muppet Show
Kermit: "What the h--- was that all about?"

*(Jim Henson Hour 1989) Kermit gets into a discussion about showing sex to boost ratings on the show, and something about sex with bean bunny...
Kermit: 'well, maybe a little sex'

*(Muppet CD-ROM 1996)
(on the 'Trivial but True portion)
Kermit: "A spermologist is....A) Someone who studies Whales
B) (forget which one b was) or C) Something we really cant talk about on here"

*Muppets @ WDW
"What do rockstars want more than anything?"
"I know, I know!" -Animal
"*Besides* that Animal!" -Floyd


*(Muppetfest q & a)
audience member: "So are you and Janice still tight?"
Floyd: "Well, Janice ain't so tight anymore."
*que exasperation of silence befalling the mostly adult crowd of 1100

*Finally I seriously dont want to mention Kermit's now infamous 'Porn is fine' quote as he was tricked into saying that, and obviously is not what Steve was trying to say.

Also, I have a feeling we aint seen nuthin yet inuendo wise til the Fox Muppet Show premieres

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Kermit once said the "h" word? That's hard to believe, since on the Craig Kilborne show, he said he never cursed.

 

[Thijs]

In Muppets Tonight, Rizzo almost explains where the babies come from