Dinosaurs the Movie!

[Dominicboo1]

Trailer- Scientist- Good evening gentleman! We have discovered the method of brining Dinosaurs to life!
Scientist 2- What's this gonna be Jurassic Park?
Scientist- Not exactly. (footsteps approach and scientists panic)
Earl- Would you pipe down? I'm trying to watch TV. Hey Doc give me a snack!
Title- Dinosaurs!
Earl- I'm always up for a good movie! Who are the stars
Robbie- Us Dad!
Baby- Not The Mama! (hits Earl on the head) I'm the baby gotta love and see me!

Actual Movie begins now-
Howard Handumpe- Good evening ladies and gentleman. You cavemen probably only know talking dinosaurs from preschool shows, but I am 100% real.
The following is a story about how we came back to life, and we hope you enjoy it. It's funny I promise you. But first we have to go through rather long and boring scenes with scientists (sarcastically) Yipee!

 

[RedPiggy]

LOL.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Dr. Brian Jacobs- Good evening friends and I have more information about dinosaurs.
Scientist- Ha ha what's new did you find them on trains!
Brian- Well no, but I did catch what appears to be a car from their time.
They had technology before we invented the wheel.
Scientist- Really?
Brian- Of course!
Scientist- I'm going to do something I should have done long before!
Brian- And that is?
Scientist- Call the lunatic asylum!
Brian-- That's not neccessary.
Scientist- That's what they all say!
To Be Continued

 

[RedPiggy]

I'll be interested to see where this goes. Writing Dinosaurs is hard, but fun, right?

 

[Dominicboo1]

I'll be interested to see where this goes. Writing Dinosaurs is hard, but fun, right?

It sure is fun. The actual reason I wrote this is, because I love the Sinclairs and their friends and thought that having them all die was tragic. That'd be like making a Land Before Time 14 and have them go extinct.
Brian- Now what am I supposed to do?
Scientist- If you can bring these civilized dinos to life in three weeks I won't call the asylum and will give you a prize for biggest achievement in science ever.
Brian- Good deal (shakes the scientist's hand)
Brian- (we see frozen versions of Sinclair family) Hello everyone. It's time to come back to life! (brings in a machine that says Life Restorer) First a test subject! (puts in a hamster) My poor sweet Chuckie! I'll bring you back. (puts him in the machine)
Chuckie: (comes to life) Squeak!
Brian: I bought you some Hamster Doodles!
Chuckie: Squeak!
Brian- And now for our extinct friends
Earl: (comes to life) Woah! A well dressed caveman.
Brian- Hello I am Dr. Brian Jacobs, but please call me Brian.
Earl- Hello yourself. Hey a talking caveman! Are you related to Mr. Ugh?
Brian- Uh.. no. Who is this Mr. Ugh?
Earl- Only the most popular TV character today!
Brian- Um sir.
Earl-Call me Earl.
Brian- Earl I brought you back to life after 60,000,000 years
Earl- Huh? I need proof.
Brian- Here I'll show you. Take your wife's pulse.
Earl- Oh no she's dead!
Brian (puts Fran into machine)
Fran (comes to life) Hi Earl. Who's this?
Earl- He's a scientist who brought you to life!
Fran- Seriously Earl who is this guy?
Brian- (puts kids and Ethyl in machine)
Robbie- That was interesting
Charlene- Hi Mom great to be alive again! La la!
Baby- Again
Earl- Hi Kids!
Baby-Not the Mama!
Ethyl- Hello Fat Boy!
Earl- Hello Ethyl! (sarcastically) Thank you Brian for bringing my mother-in-law back to life.
Brian- Sorry.
Ethyl- No need to appoligize kid.
Brian- Well I want all of you to be happy.
Fran- Well first our friends were in the Kitchen. They are Monica and Roy. We want them to come back to life please.
Brian (does as told)
Roy- Wee! That was just like a carnival ride!
Monica- Thing sure have changed around here.
Brian- Well is there anything you folks want to do.
All-Yes!
Brian-What's that?
All- Watch TV!
Baby- Ask Mr. Lizard's on! (turns on a science program)
Earl- Gosh Mr. Lizard sure looks different.
Baby- We're gonna need another Timmy!
Brian- I'm sorrry Baby, but this is NOVA.
Baby- No ask Mr. Lizard? (cries)
Fran- Sweetie no program ever lasts over 60 million years.
Brian- Sorry about that kid.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Earl- So Roy it's great to be alive again isn't it?
Roy- Sure is pally boy!
Earl- Hey look your We Say So Contract is in your back pocket
Roy- Well would you look at that. Hey Earl look at this!
Earl- (reading) If the highly unlikely event that dinosaurs become extinct, and the even more unlikely that a friendly human scientist brings you back to life, a raise will be given to the employees who bring me back to life. Signed BP. Richfield.
Roy- Earl?
Earl- Yeah?
Roy- Think about what we could do with that money!
Earl- Give it to charity?
Roy- Maybe poor orphans?
Both- Just kidding! We'll buy the latest gadgets!
Earl- So we have to find where Mr. Richfield is buried
Fran- (to Monica) Well Monica I'm nervous that Mr. Richfield might come back to life.
Monica- I chased him off a cliff before we died.
Fran- Near the Tar Pits.
Monica- Of course! Who would notice another body there?
Earl- So he's in the tar pit!
Roy- But then we would be killed trying to get him out.
Earl- Brian would bring us back to life again.
Roy- I don't know Pally Boy.
Earl- What's the worst that could happen?