Dear Muppet Fanfiction Authors...

[AlittleMayhem]

Again, already thought of that, but I don't know what to write or say!

Well, I lied. I do sort of have an idea with the Newsman, it's really a news report with him getting squished, as always. But I don't know how to word it.

 

[Misskermie]

I'm no help at all, wah!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Oh fiddlesticks! I'm no help either, LittleMayhem! Oh well, back tio the drawing board if you ask me. Hmph!

 

[Misskermie]

*Starts drawing on board*

 

[Twisted Tails]

*Starts drawing on board*

Is this a joke or am I the only one driving everyone nuts.

 

[Misskermie]

Well, since I'm Mrs. Bear, I'd like to think it's a joke.

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Wocka Wocka?

 

[Twisted Tails]

Well, since I'm Mrs. Bear, I'd like to think it's a joke.

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Wocka Wocka?

Mrs. Bear is actually Emily Bear, Fozzie's good ol' mom and in the special MFC, he did have a crush on Doc "Jerome Crystal", which is Gobo's best friend & Sprocket. I bet he believes it is silly for a silly creature to have a crush with an animal (bear).

 

[Misskermie]

Mrs. Bear is actually Emily Bear, Fozzie's good ol' mom and in the special MFC, he did have a crush on Doc "Jerome Crystal", which is Gobo's best friend & Sprocket. I bet he believes it is silly for a silly creature to have a crush with an animal (bear).

CRASHING MY MOMENT!!! I AM MARRIED TO FOZZIE DERN IT!!!

 

[Twisted Tails]

CRASHING MY MOMENT!!! I AM MARRIED TO FOZZIE DERN IT!!!

Okay! I didn't mean to make you mad. My bad! (sighs)! Why do I get so carried away?

 

[Misskermie]

You didn't get carried away, you're still here.