I don't get it. It seems like everyone and their grandma's poodles nowadays are getting fanclubs. So why don't I get a fanclub? Oh sure, I'm not a senior member, I don't know near as much about Muppety things as everyone else here, I barely know any of you, and I'm not even here all that much! But dangit, I have something you all don't have, and that is...
A dog bone I bought for my dog for Christmas which I forgot to give him. I really do, it's sitting on my TV.
For that, I believe I shouldn't have a fanclub, and this whole speech was a waste of my time (even if it was a joke).
So I'd like to join! As long as I don't have to do anything, and keep those funions/funyons away for me... as I don't know what the bejebus that is.
Also, I would like a title. Such as the Secretary of Doing Nothing, or something similar. I believe us members should have rights and make demands!
And perhaps someday I will write a song for Cory... but the lyrics will be chocked full of lies, lies, LIES!!!
^_^ Debo