Confessing Crushes...

[Flaky Pudding]

Dang, practically every girl on Happy Tree Friends is hot to me, is there such a thing as a happy tree friend fetish? Because now I have a thing for Giggles's mom of all characters:

Things like this make me question my mental heath. What's next, am I going to fall for the non-anthropomorphic dog that Lumpy got in that one episode, I certainly hope not. I had a dream about her a few nights ago, it wasn't anything too serious, but I believe she hugged me in my dream.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Even when I was a kid and refused to watch Happy Tree Friends (I was allowed to watch it;I just didn't want to), I had a serious crush on both Giggles and Petunia. I enjoyed reading fanfictions about them, drawing them, and playing as them in video games like Mugen. I was 11 when I first developed a serious crush on both of them and even though I didn't watch it, I enjoyed them through fanon. It went away eventually and came back last year:

This was my favorite picture of them, . I remember one day I was hanging out with my babysitter and she noticed that I had a lot of Giggles and Petunia pictures, I told her that I liked them and she just laughed and called it cute. I don't think she was allowed to watch HTF though, her parents were very protective of what she watched, for example she wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons because of religious jokes:

Although I personally see The Simpsons as no worse than Monty Python when it comes to that type of joking, both of which I find hilarious.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Now I'm going to list every single cartoon crush I've ever had since early childhood.....

Prepare for an extremely long list.

Marie (The Aristocats)
One of the dragons, I forget her name (Dragon Tales)
Angel (Lady and the Tramp 2)
Huckle (Richard Scarry's BusyTown)
Nala (The Lion King)
Angel (Lilo & Stitch:The Series)
Bonnie (Lilo & Stitch:The Series)
Berry (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Crackers (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Coco (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Fluffer Nutter (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob)
Germ Girl (Bump in the Night)
Lola (Plaza Sesamo)
Pinky & Blue (Not Fair Won't Share)
Zee (Noggin shorts)
Lola Boa (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
Margo (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
Isabelle the Lizard (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
The Chipettes (Alvin & The Chipmunks)
Princess Peach (Mario)
Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
Dawn (Pokemon)
Jigglypuff (Pokemon)
Emolga (Pokemon)
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Miss Mousey (The Muppets)
Mittens (Bolt)
Candace Flynn (Phineas & Ferb)
Isabella Garcia Shapiro (Phineas & Ferb)
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends)
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends)
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)
Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)
Giggles's Mom (Happy Tree Friends)
Brushy (Happy Tree Fanon)
Mimi (Happy Tree Fanon)
Oblina (AAAHH! Real Monsters)
Leela (Futurama)
Pamela Hamster (Fish Hooks)
Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Penelope Pussycat (Looney Tunes)
Pearl Krabs (Spongebob)
Tiff (Kirby:Right Back at Ya)
Scratte (Ice Age)
Penny Fitzgerald (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Carrie the Ghost (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Anais Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Meg Griffin (Family Guy)
Francine Smith (American Dad)
Hayley Smith (American Dad)
Gabi the Frog (Rio)
Jewel (Rio)
Carla (Rio)
Bia (Rio)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Claira the Capybara (Rio)
Goldie (Doodle Toons)
Pip (Doodle Toons)
Jellybean (Doodle Toons)
Layla (Downtown Felines)
Giselle (Open Season)
Wanda (The Fairly Oddparents)
Laura Carrot (VeggieTales)
Passion Fruit (Annoying Orange)
Peach (Annoying Orange)
Kiki the Fox (Phineas & Ferb Ganon)
Ellie (Ice Age)
Stella (Angry Birds)
Merida (Brave)
Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Edna the Kangaroo (MAD)
Dark Magician Girl (Yu-Gi-Oh
Zero Suit Samus (Metroid)
Kate (Alpha & Omega)
Lily (Alpha & Omega)
Claudette (Alpha & Omega)
Starfire (Teen Titans)
Harley Quinn (Batman)
Roberta Tubbs (The Cleveland Show)
Lurleen Lumpkin (The Simpsons)
Gidget (The Secret Life of Pets)
Amy Rose (Sonic)
Sasha (Stitch! anime)
Margaret (Regular Show)
Eileen (Regular Show)
Rosalina (Mario)
Palutena (Kid Icarus)
Ginormica (Monsters vs. Aliens)
Vanquisher (Torchlight)
Connie D'Amico (Family Guy)
Raven (Teen Titans)
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloids)

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Now I'm going to list every single cartoon crush I've ever had since early childhood.....

Prepare for an extremely long list.

Marie (The Aristocats)
One of the dragons, I forget her name (Dragon Tales)
Angel (Lady and the Tramp 2)
Huckle (Richard Scarry's BusyTown)
Nala (The Lion King)
Angel (Lilo & Stitch:The Series)
Bonnie (Lilo & Stitch:The Series)
Berry (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Crackers (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Coco (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Fluffer Nutter (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob)
Germ Girl (Bump in the Night)
Lola (Plaza Sesamo)
Pinky & Blue (Not Fair Won't Share)
Zee (Noggin shorts)
Lola Boa (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
Margo (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
Isabelle the Lizard (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers)
The Chipettes (Alvin & The Chipmunks)
Princess Peach (Mario)
Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)
Dawn (Pokemon)
Jigglypuff (Pokemon)
Emolga (Pokemon)
Miss Piggy (The Muppets)
Miss Mousey (The Muppets)
Mittens (Bolt)
Candace Flynn (Phineas & Ferb)
Isabella Garcia Shapiro (Phineas & Ferb)
Giggles (Happy Tree Friends)
Petunia (Happy Tree Friends)
Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)
Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)
Giggles's Mom (Happy Tree Friends)
Brushy (Happy Tree Fanon)
Mimi (Happy Tree Fanon)
Oblina (AAAHH! Real Monsters)
Leela (Futurama)
Pamela Hamster (Fish Hooks)
Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)
Penelope Pussycat (Looney Tunes)
Pearl Krabs (Spongebob)
Tiff (Kirby:Right Back at Ya)
Scratte (Ice Age)
Penny Fitzgerald (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Carrie the Ghost (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Anais Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)
Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
Meg Griffin (Family Guy)
Francine Smith (American Dad)
Hayley Smith (American Dad)
Gabi the Frog (Rio)
Jewel (Rio)
Carla (Rio)
Bia (Rio)
Linda Gunderson (Rio)
Claira the Capybara (Rio)
Goldie (Doodle Toons)
Pip (Doodle Toons)
Jellybean (Doodle Toons)
Layla (Downtown Felines)
Giselle (Open Season)
Wanda (The Fairly Oddparents)
Laura Carrot (VeggieTales)
Passion Fruit (Annoying Orange)
Peach (Annoying Orange)
Kiki the Fox (Phineas & Ferb Ganon)
Ellie (Ice Age)
Stella (Angry Birds)
Merida (Brave)
Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Edna the Kangaroo (MAD)
Dark Magician Girl (Yu-Gi-Oh
Zero Suit Samus (Metroid)
Kate (Alpha & Omega)
Lily (Alpha & Omega)
Claudette (Alpha & Omega)
Starfire (Teen Titans)
Harley Quinn (Batman)
Roberta Tubbs (The Cleveland Show)
Lurleen Lumpkin (The Simpsons)
Gidget (The Secret Life of Pets)
Amy Rose (Sonic)
Sasha (Stitch! anime)
Margaret (Regular Show)
Eileen (Regular Show)
Rosalina (Mario)
Palutena (Kid Icarus)
Ginormica (Monsters vs. Aliens)
Vanquisher (Torchlight)
Connie D'Amico (Family Guy)
Raven (Teen Titans)
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloids)

Cassie was her name. And why don't you have a crush on Brandy?

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Cassie was her name. And why don't you have a crush on Brandy?

Thank you, I was trying to think of it while watching the Who Poop Last? sketch of Robot Chicken with a Dragon Tales reference. Also, I don't know why Brandy never appealed to me.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I remember a girl at school that I liked being VERY mad at me because I kept sending her funny messages using YouTube Poop sound effects that she didn't find funny. I'm going to use this as an example of how I did it:

Also, I'm wondering something. Is Roger supposed to be gay or a pedophile or both? Because he comes across that way to me.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Cassie was her name. And why don't you have a crush on Brandy?

Have you had any other ones besides Hercules? Just curious. Don't be shy, I just admitted all that weird stuff.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Have you had any other ones besides Hercules? Just curious. Don't be shy, I just admitted all that weird stuff.

Yes, but I forget the names of them all right now.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Yes, but I forget the names of them all right now.

Okay, .

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I have two new cartoon crushes to admit.

Nutty's Mom from HTF Fanon. I think she looks really cute and I wonder why she doesn't have candy on her like her son, does she care if her son gets fat or ends up with diabetes? We'll wait and see when more gets revealed about this lovely lady (she's a fairly new character).
Some of you may know that when I get extremely into a series, I'll have a crush on practically every female character that isn't underage or a non-anthropomorphic animal. Braces yourselves....I think I might have my first Robot Chicken crush (If my past favorite shows have proved anything, I have a feeling that I will end up with tons more Robot Chicken crushes in the future). But anyway it's.....
Cluckerella, the female chicken. Am I not kidding in the least? I've always had a thing for blondes and I have a bit of a "pink kink" lol because I've always had a bit of a fetish for the color pink (as my crush on Giggles and Brushy clearly shows). Yes, a freaking CHICKEN!?

This is a photo of me that was leaked onto the Internet, lol jk