Ru: Countie--Ed, darlink--You don't have to let me boss you just to stay in my ficverse!
Piggy: If you don't want to, can I boss him?
Kermit: Piggy--honey, Ed is busy writing something. Come over here and boss Walter a little--he's been all mopey since you didn't ask him to carry your packages at the mall yesterday.
Piggy: But, Kermie--I let him carry my packages at the mall on Tuesday, and Wednesday and Thursday....
Kermit: Yeah, but he felt a little left out when the weekend came and you didn't impose, um, I mean, um, ask him to help.
Piggy: Poor thing. Moi must go and make amends. I'll let him go with me to pick out some new holiday shoes. Walter...?
Ru: Um, Kermit--weren't you supposed to go with Piggy to shop for holiday shoes?
Kermit: Oh, um, well, I was but I thought Walter should maybe get the chance this year.
Walter: (running up) Hey! Guess what?! Guess what?! Miss Piggy is letting me come with her later today to shop for holiday shoes! Am I the luckiest muppet on the planet or what? (runs away to tel other people)
Ru: (looking at Kermit) Very shrewdly played, Kermit.
Kermit: Well, we both think we're the luckiest guy on the planet right now....