Byron Fan Club

[Fozzie Bear]

Hiya,

I just have to say that of all the people who get picked on the most, my pal Byron gets picked on like an ape at the zoo (see, it just happened again).

Still, ever strong against the many snaps and jokes we throw at him, he stands firm and takes it, never gets a speech going about how angry he is or how his feelings are hurt or how he's gonna leave Muppet Central forever and ever...indeed, what a great personality and sense of humor.

Thus and hitherto, I would like to propose the Byron Fan Club for those who have to absolutely admire his sasquatch thick skin and wonderful posts. This person who has made me laugh many times by being the brunt of the joke, and bounces back to take it in the neck again and again, has earned his place as the reason to have a fan club.

I want to be the first Byronteer.
Who else will become a Byronteer with me?

FOZ

(And yes, we get imaginary tee shirts and hats with feathers.)

 

[Jackie]

I get to be the second Byronteer!!!!


Byron Byron rah rah rah!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

YAY!!!

 

[Joggy]

I'll be third!!!

*scotch tapes hair on chest*

Hi. I'm a Tall Kentuckian. Really. I am.

*manly GRUNT*

 

[radionate]

It's not gonna cost me to be in this club is it?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by radionate
It's not gonna cost me to be in this club is it?

It'll only cost you your sanity, but a small price to pay, right?

I forgot about the hairy chest thing. Okay, forget the imaginary tee shirts and hats of the Byronteers, we will now all receive hairy-chest-vests.

Really!

We will!!

 

[Drtooth]

I wanna join, too! We can call it

Fans Of Byron!!!


FOB!!!


Naaaaaaah!! Just doesn't hold the punch that Fomp had!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Greetings from "Byron himself"

Hello, my little Byronkateers!

LOL! Jeez, I go to bed, then wake up to my own freakin' FAN CLUB online---who's gonna print the quarterly newsletter? Who wants to be my PR person? What about merchandise?

Lol, thanks, y'all...and Kev, what can I say---I guess only a Byron could take so much beatin' around here and be brave (or is that stupid?) enough to come back for more!

*rips open shirt, "GRUNT!"s, leaves for now*

 

[Fozzie Bear]

We Byronketeers are at your disposal, oh great leader. What do we do first? Count to 10? Say our ABC's? Play out the difference between near and far??

*Sings*
"Sunny daze..."

Oh, FOMP! *Grunt!*

REALLY!

*Grunt!*



FOZ

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
It'll only cost you your sanity, but a small price to pay, right?

Hmmmm... I seem to be a bit short at the moment. Can I join now and pay later?